The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for the answers after you have thought about it. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old.
2007-03-03 03:59:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is sad...I AM a professional and I only got the first one right! maybe I should tender my resignation and let my 5 year old take over hahahahaha
Good One! Thanx for the laugh
2007-03-03 04:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by Erinyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty clever. For such a short test, it sure was a looonnnggg test, if you know what I mean. Thanx for my chuckle of the day.
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2007-03-03 12:06:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Know what? I have heard that B4 and I still got them ALL Wrong. I FORGOT again! That was good
2007-03-03 12:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this question even if I only got 1 right, I'm e-mailing this to all my friends!
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2007-03-03 12:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You answered the questions yourself.
2007-03-03 12:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Suddenly, I don't feel so good about myself anymore.
2007-03-03 12:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That ones about as old as I am, and I'm 57...
2007-03-03 12:03:27 · answer #7 · answered by bobemac 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay....you got me on that one.....I must be really stupid.
2007-03-03 12:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my god,i got them all wrong.
2007-03-03 12:05:05 · answer #9 · answered by Tattuwolf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋