Tell me the weirdest dream you had?

Question

I've had some weird ones but most are too long to post here, if you want to hear one of em, email me. Til then, tell me the weirdest dreams you've ever had.

Answer 1

i dreamt my husband replaced the steering wheel in my car with a key board

Answer 2

well...I have alot of crazy dreams but this one is kinda recent. I was an explorer or something and I was looking for this new species of tiger in a jungle. Some people told me if it bites me deep I need to go to a hospital because I'm poisoned. But, if it was just a small scratch or cut I'd be ok. So, I found the tiger and it was trying to fight me. At first it was just small wounds so I was like whatever. Then, it gave me a very deep wound on my knee. I wrapped it up and I took a helicopter to a hospital. There the lady at the desk said she didn't believe me. I even showed her the blood and the wound and she still didn't believe me. That's where I woke up. Poisonous tigers?!?! What the heck?!

Answer 3

i have a lot lol once i had a dream i was lost didn't know where i was i was on a weird truck it was dark i had a teddy bear called rubert and the weirdest thing was i was eating a cd ! and b4 i had a dream that i was in year 5 (i was taught in a porta cabbing back then in yr 5) the class was a mc donalds ! i was the drive through lady and i didn't like it and then my older bro simon (he works in McDonald's in real life)he came 2 work with us it just couldn't get weirder but yes it did MIKAEL JACKSON CAME 2 WORK WITH US ! and this was like when i was 3/4 i had a dream i was living in my margam house and it was flooding with green gew green aliens was trying 2 kill me my mum and my dad they 8 my mum an dad they was coming after me i was running every where like mad lol

Answer 4

I dreamt every answer I ever submitted was the best answer, and got 10 points. When I got to level 1,234 I was elected as King.
As we already have a Queen, it had to be in a different country, so I became the King of Rockall.

Answer 5

I once dreamed of scooping up a dead bloody kitten and putting it in a box. A few days latter at a friends house I scooped up a newly born kitten (still bloody and wet) and put it in a box with its mother. I freaked out as I lay him down screaming, "OMG that kitten in the dream wasn't dead after all."

Answer 6

I'm cycling down a country lane, and then I manage to jump over a gate, where I hover above a green field covered in the bodies of dead horses, all of them white, who are all under two feet of water.

Answer 7

haha, i was Marty McFly in one of my dreams, and me and Doc brown were chillin in the dolorian. It was a long time ago that i had this dream, and thats basically all i remember. But weird to the Nth degree, because i had the biggest crush on MJF, why would i want to BE him???

PS~i want a dolorean! :(

Answer 8

My grandmother was watching my girlfriend and I make love.

I think it's about me feeling sorry that they never had the opportunity to meet. They're very similar and I know they would have loved each other had they had the chance. Weird though.

Answer 9

That it was the end of the world and it was a dream I was having in my dream.

Answer 10

I was naked on mass transit during rush hour. I had an absolutely enormous erect member. The more I tried to hide it, the larger it became. No one noticed, cared or was interested; I was just another commuter

Answer 11

I am at a carnival with my two brothers, one sister and my parents... everyone is grown except me.....

I want to leave immediately, but my father says "we are having family fun together and that's that... whether you like it or not"

the place is literally a death trap.... the rides that are seats going into a monsters mouth, are real monsters eating the riders....
and I am constantly pulling my family from one danger or another since like everyone else there, they can not see the "reality" of what they are in... there are peopleing walking and limping, missing various body parts.... bloodied.... fresh cuts....

my youngest brother goes to the ice cream cart... you have to put your hand in and take out your own ice cream cone.... there are at least ten people in line.. each reaches in.. each screams... each pulls out a bloody stump where their hand was.... no cone... for some reason.. no one in line sees this... I ask my brother over and over.. you can't see that guy has no hand? nope... finally once he tells me how rude it is to point out other's disabilities and to shut up..... right before he reaches in get a cone I pull him back..... and because of that he sees the cart is full of bloodied hands and no cones..
so the illusion of the park is gone to him... and he is scared... he is younger than me now "suddenly" his true age, of two.....
my parents and sister and other brother are waving us over to this rope bridge between two cliffs..... it looks safe... but there is smoke coming up... my littlest brother does not wantto go on... but we already are.... he tries to turn back but it is burning and falling away..... I started shoving, since again... their eyes are blinded to the truth.... and they are happily walking..... I shove and push and we are just past halfway when up from the depths comes a dragon.....
my family being prodded and pushed and shoved now see it... but at first they think it is mechanical... and are stopping to clap when it turns and breaths fire down on the bridge.... I wrap my arms around my family and run.. somehow even though I am five-six in the dream and they are all grown.... I am able to...
my sister on the other side is smiling and laying face down says... let's do it again....I am fuming.. tired... and my heart feels like it will explode from racing so much
I wake at that point

that is my oddest, strangest dream... I have it without fail.... two times a year now for thirty-three years....... without changes since I was four... before that youngest brother was even born... all the family members have grown up to look like they did in my dream..... I am still a small child of five or six in it... and only my youngest brother gains that ability and always after the hand thing... to be a child... (who yes, was in the dream before born... I know cause I wrote it in my journal back then.... he was not born till I was seven)

when I realize it is the same dream? it becomes mundane almost... a matter of going thru motions I know have been done before... and though I always try to tell my family it is a dream, and dangerous..... only my youngest brother knows it....

you want odder? he told me about a dream of his... he can only remember he is at a carnival... there is ice cream and I save him... and then a dragon comes on a bridge....

he was never really on that bridge.. I was.. when I was six.... my mom was pregnant.... it is in germany, where we lived at the time.... it made my heart stop when I saw it.... straight from my dream.....

and oh yes.. there are so many others.... I picked my niced/tamest of my odd/weird dreams for you....