How can I booby trap the front porch, wee neds stole my umbrella and doormat last night?

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How can I booby trap the front porch, wee neds stole my umbrella and doormat last night?

2007-03-03 02:08:50 · 2 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

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tie fishing line about 1foot above the ground all the way around the porch. they will trip.
or have something like bells tied to one end of the fishing line. then when they hit the line the bells will make noise

2007-03-04 11:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Wee Neds is a little shite, leave him a nice laxative choc donut.

2007-03-03 22:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋