2007-03-03 00:17:21 · 11 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You're a lawyer...
Let's sue someone, lock them up in a multi-year court battle and leave them penniless !
How was that ?
(just joking with you but I'm sure you get that a lot...have a good one)
2007-03-03 00:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Mr 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
by telling u some jokes
Two cows in a field one turns to the other and says "moo" they other turns and says "you fcuker I was gonna say that"
two ghosts at the dinner table one asks the other"can you pass the salt please"
the other replys "who the fcuk said that"
how do you make a hormone?
Wipe yer d1ck on her curtains
what do you tell yer wife when she has two black eyes?
Nothing you've told her twice allready
George Bush throw a press conference to announce his disgust at three brazilian journalists killed in iraq he pledges Americas intent on "bloody revenge" when the conference ends his aid says to him "that was a bit strong Mr President" george bush replys "I know but excactly how many is a brazillian"
Supermarket
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, "You know, I've lost my wife somewhere in this huge supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife suddenly appears out of nowhere!!!
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!
The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk.'
A man walks in the kitchen with a chicken under his arm and his wife is standing there. So, the man says "How do you like the pig I been f**kin'?" His wife looks at him and says, "That's a chicken dumb ***!" The man says, "I was talking to the chicken!"
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-03-03 08:25:10 · answer #2 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest,,,,I probably wouldn't. You are an attorney and would use it against me to sue me. Sorry about your luck cuz I can be real nice if I want to.
2007-03-03 09:21:45 · answer #3 · answered by tatslady2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty good at massages, so I could give you one. Then I can make one mean cup of tea for ya.
2007-03-03 08:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sending some sunshine rays and a glass of orange juice
2007-03-03 08:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by gone 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I object, calls for speculation.
2007-03-03 08:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by bigbanditsean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will show you some ambulances to chase!
2007-03-03 08:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I already did. ; ) But I can try again today if you like. ;) ;)
2007-03-03 12:53:25 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give you a kiss.how you like me now huh?
2007-03-03 08:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by greentea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, it's too early for that
2007-03-03 08:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋