Philip the bee returns after a busy day's work at the florist's shop. "Hi honey, I'm home", he says happily.
"I want a divource", shouts his hairy battleaxe of a wife in return.
"Darling, has something been bugging you" he implores, his blurred eyesight compounded by the welling tears.
"You just bumble your way in here trailing pollen across my clean floor; that's it, I'll see the Queen tomorrow", Beryl droned waspishly through gnashing mandibles.
And so poor Philip's marriage came to an end; when word got out it caused quite a buzz around the hive. But it got worse; he was so badly stung by the legal costs that he had to sell his home and go live with dear old Ant Doris.
2007-03-02 23:06:35 · 12 answers · asked by Silkie1 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Sorry about 'divorce' - I'm not a natural typist - how did that get in there?
2007-03-02 23:19:06 · update #1
Hi silkie, x
It's good, and has a happy ending, because --------------
Along came Alice with her waspish waist, and black lashes, who gets Philip out of a sticky situation.
Hive hot news for you says she, drone you worry anymore. Sting along with me and we'll pollinate galore, and bee happzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Yeah Yeah, I know, stick to Architecture!
2007-03-03 05:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if he,d cooked her a pollonaise sauce, he may have been able to keep her a bit longer. Never mind, marriages are usually fly by night these days. tell him to drink some red bull to give him wings and his hot line will be buzzing all summer long. xxxxx
2007-03-03 12:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this story better than the other one because it was so gritty & realistic. Don't worry about the spelling, we know it's hard to type with only three fingers on each hand.
2007-03-04 05:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's a bit creepy - crawly back in to your hole and stop pestering us.
Seriously it's not bad - It must have given you a buzz to write something this funny.
2007-03-03 07:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by crazylady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It Bee a good one with a sting in the tail!!
2007-03-08 16:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good i enjoyed this wee story well thought of. You might be onto something there. Keep up the good work.
2007-03-07 11:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by scotland1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Philip - I'll look after him!
2007-03-03 07:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Hive been chuckling ever since I read it!
2007-03-03 07:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
learn to spell before you go back to writing
2007-03-03 07:15:27 · answer #9 · answered by Michael K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
we love em ! Keep em coming.
xx
2007-03-03 07:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋