9 words women use?

Question

Is this true or just a rumour ? LoL

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument .When they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
...Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning
of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying *@!” YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

I cannot take the credit for this . My friend emailed it to me . No idea where she got it LoL But . it;s so true i just had to share it with you :)

Answer 1

as a man under the thumb i have heard them all and many more "in one ear and out the other" i can say this as my woman dose not come in to Yahoo Questions LOL

Answer 2

Okay.. I agree.

The first one i like which i use regularly to end an argument too.

Five minutes when im in bed waking up. I just want to stay for another five minutes or days.

If someone asks me how i am doing or what's wrong i sometimes say nothing to stop them from worrying about me..

I say go ahead or go for it to let someone do what they want to do.

I don't do the loud sigh although i do sigh literally.

If someone apologises to me like my guy for example i say that's okay or it's okay if he says sorry.

I say thanks to thank someone for giving me something or thinking about me.

I say whatever at times when i know im right.

The same for don't worry about it when they apologise.

Answer 3

LOL

Mostly true, except that most of the time, when I say "go ahead" or "that's okay" I actually mean it. It's more about the tone of voice than the words.

Answer 4

hey!!that is so true!!i use all those all those words!!and the intrepretation is pretty accurate too!did u copy this from a book or something?like,one of those books on understanding a womans mind(not happening any time soon)?any way,your right on.

Answer 5

All of the above are correct lol, i really should show this my husband because after 8 years of being together he still has no clue lol......

Answer 6

possibly true.

Fortunately my dad learnt the two most important words for a happy marrage were. 'Yes Dear'

Answer 7

true sometimes false others woman decide men ignore

Answer 8

no 10- not tonight love i have a really bad headache, meaning get your filthy hands off me u sex maniac

Answer 9

Not all true but most of them are. Lol! In my case I would add another word.........Headache!!!

Answer 10

10.) How much:need to learn costing is important.