...I found tiny white specks everywhere on the floor. I put one under a microscope, and it turns out they were tiny newspapers, with the headline "MYSTERIOUS PLAGUE KILLS THOUSANDS", "THE QUEEN IS DEAD, RELOCATION PLANS UNDERWAY", and, "THERMOSTAT FOUND TO BE CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING". Am I crazy?
2007-03-02 18:42:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
No the little white specks were actually eggs the ants were trying to evacuate, but you killed them all you genocidal bastard!
2007-03-02 19:20:01 · answer #1 · answered by Kenneth H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do they have a suspect yet? Has any terrorist group such as Antiban taken responsibility for the attack on the Queen?
2007-03-02 18:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by smarties 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
rofl
i just did that last month...but all i found was death and destruction except one little ant happily reading a book...then he got upset cause he broke his only pair of glasses.
You're not crazy
2007-03-02 18:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by st3ven83 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered writing? With an imagination like that you would probably go far. I am still chuckling!
2007-03-02 18:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by Batty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naw, that's normal. Any reputable pest control company has that happen to them.
2007-03-02 18:51:01 · answer #5 · answered by Jay S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think so but you got a laugh out of me.
2007-03-02 18:45:57 · answer #6 · answered by Answer-O-Matic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, you a a genius, you broke the ant code.
2007-03-02 18:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you are...but in a good way.
2007-03-02 18:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by Keiron 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nah you're not crazy, you just have a vivid imagination.
2007-03-02 18:45:27 · answer #9 · answered by looby 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bill somebody who saw you did that,now must be playing on you.. HA HA..
2007-03-02 18:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋