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stink of something rotten! What the hell I'm doing wrong?

2007-03-02 15:18:01 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Family & Relationships Friends

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Dear stinky,
Most likely something crawled up inside of you while you were sleeping and died. try setting a mouse trap in your shorts before going to bed so it does not happen again.

2007-03-02 15:32:04 · answer #1 · answered by zqx357 5 · 0 1

Nothing wrong with a stinky fart.People really enjoy it when you share it with them.If you don't believe me just go to a store somewhere and fart in one of the crowded isles.Stand back and watch how much they enjoy it.Many of them look like they are dancing around in joy because of it.

2007-03-02 23:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO! speaking as a certified medical assistant....there are certain foods that after they are digested release certain gases that when released from your body as GAS had a very foul odor....OMG! I'm sorry i just can't stop laughing......but sweetie it's OK and perfectly natural to gas and have certain gases to smell like something crawled in your *** and died LOL!

~LadyByrd~

2007-03-02 23:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Believe me buddy, with asking questions like this, I'm sure stinky gas is the very least of your problems.

2007-03-02 23:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by alanpvr 3 · 0 0

I think that you are probably growing old. As your body ages, these problems occur on a more common basis....good luck and lay off the green leafy vegtables....

2007-03-02 23:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by Stephen B 2 · 0 0

if you have the ability (like my boyfriend) consider making loud farts instead of the silent but deadly ones. The gas in loud farts diffuse quicker so they smell less.

2007-03-02 23:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by CarlosDeLargos 2 · 0 0

You've got rotten guts - cork it!

2007-03-02 23:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0 0

lol.. eating to much gasy foods. Chill out on the PIZZA< CUMCUMBERS

2007-03-02 23:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by mccamel1666 3 · 0 0

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