2007-03-02 14:24:35 · 3 answers · asked by Cutie 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
It's always about money What to do with the money and how to get more. We start by voting ourselves another "cost of living" increase... Currently, the incoming freshmen salaries will be a princely sum of $122,900 a year. Not bad for a starting wage eh? And when you consider that the original intent (by our founding fathers) was simply to pay a small stipend allowing even the lowliest of farmers to be able to stay away from home long enough to serve...
2007-03-02 14:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Doc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a rel sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem ov a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas.
2007-03-02 22:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by raybbies 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to collect more tax money from our hard earned paychecks.
2007-03-02 22:27:01 · answer #3 · answered by monchicha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋