2007-03-02 13:53:55 · 11 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I suppose I'd say something along the lines of this:
"Why is my head so hollow?"
"Man, there's too much sun! I better squint some more."
"I attacked what country again?"
"Iraq? Why the Hell did I do that? Oh ya, Daddy told me to."
"Why do they call it the Cabinet? I don't see any cabinets!"
"I wonder what this button does.....oops."
"Why doesn't Carlos Mencia like me?"
"Am I a Dee Dee Dee?"
"Let's see... Afghanistan? Nope, done that. Vietnam? Heck no, don't wanna make that mistake. Korea! Naw, too risky. China! Naw, they make a bunch of stuff for us. But they have good Chow Mein! I know, I'll attack Iran next!"
"Okay, remember, pointy end goes on the paper then write. the dull end of the pencil points towards me."
"Let's see. How do I spell my name? G-E-O-, forget it, I'll get Rice to do it."
"I guess it's about time I fire another person from my administration."
" I could've swarn Daddy told me that there were WMDs in Iraq!"
"Why can't I find Osama? I found Saddam! Oh, I know, because I sent most of the troops to Iraq instead of Afghanistan!"
"Why is there a guy wearing a turban on his head and a clock tied to his belly running toward me?"
"Maybe he wants to give me a hug."
"Wait, that's not a clock!"
"It's a clock-radio!"
"Whoa, that guy nearly got me. Thank God security got him!"
"Hmm... seperation from Church and State... let's cross that out while we're at it."
"How in the Hell did I get elected a 2nd time?!"
and finally, I'd say this:
"Oops, I made doody in my undies!"
2007-03-02 14:15:52 · answer #1 · answered by ender 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You gotta work quick George , you only got 2 years to make yourself dictator.
2007-03-02 22:04:03 · answer #2 · answered by prole1984 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
AFLAACK
Head on, Apply directly to the forehead.
Geeze, Condi looks hot tonight. i'd definitely tap that.
2007-03-03 00:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Charlie S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish the public would stop going to Y/A to validate themselves.
2007-03-02 22:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by J S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DRINK DRINK DRINK
DO COCAINE DO COCAINE DO COCAINE
WOW, TONY'S *** LOOKS HOT IN THOSE TROUSERS
I HOPE CONDIE IS NOT USING THE URINAL NEXT TO MINE
PLEASE, HUGO, STOP SAYING THE WORD SOCIALISM, I GOT DUMMIES BACK HOME WHO ARE STILL BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING THATS BAD.
GEE, WHO INVENTED FIRE
I MISUNDERESTIMATE MYSELF AT TIMES
2007-03-02 22:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
God is on your side, you don't need facts, you don't need to listen, do what your gut tells you, you were elected by god, you are his sword, you can do no wrong, you are the decider.
2007-03-02 21:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by ArgleBargleWoogleBoo 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Less than 2 years more of the idiotic Democrats whining like the babies that they are and you're out of it George so hang in there.
2007-03-02 21:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
I would be saying:
Holy sh**, is it ever dark and empty in here!
2007-03-02 22:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Gee, I wonder how "My Pet Goat" came out..."
2007-03-02 22:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by iwasnotanazipolka 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"wow this pile of crap in the toilet is more attractive, yet just as intelligent as that Clinton woman"
2007-03-02 21:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by Modus Operandi 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋