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Would you be interested in setting up a play date so that the monster under my bed has a buddy?

2007-03-02 13:52:50 · 11 answers · asked by sustasue 7 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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I don't think it would be wise. My monster has anger management issues, plus it drools and snarls a lot.

2007-03-02 13:59:08 · answer #1 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 1 0

i dont have a monster under my bed, but would your monster be interested in a play date with the voices in my head? well, technically, they live in the upper left corner of my room, but im sure they would love to be ur monster's buddy....

2007-03-02 17:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by Lexa♥ 2 · 0 0

There is a monster under my bed, but it likes to make big messes. It takes my dirty socks and eats one of the pair so I have many socks with no mate. It makes these big clumps of dust and hair which I have to continuously have to sweep up.

Send me your address, and I'll send you my monster, no need for a play date, you can have it.

2007-03-02 15:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by timmn 3 · 1 0

I dont have a monster under my bed, sorry... That is where I keep all my vibrators and dildos, but if you'd like, you and I could set up a date

2007-03-02 13:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by ROOR 3 · 0 0

No, actually, the monster underneath my daughter's bed is looking for a better home. He's decided he's rather go to your place. His diet is mainly dust bunnies and tube socks and he loves to make a big mess in her room.

2007-03-02 13:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0 1

There's one under there, although he only comes out when it's dark and quiet and NO he doesn't need a play date or any other kind of encouragement

2007-03-02 13:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by XOXOXOXO 5 · 0 0

We could but my monster doesn't play nice with others...other people that is...so maybe another monster is just what he needs...but he spits, and kinda smells bad...but if thats not a problem...then hook it up

2007-03-02 13:56:25 · answer #7 · answered by Spades Of Columbia 5 · 0 0

Not under my bed but I have one behind the wall.

2007-03-02 14:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by lolita 5 · 0 0

Well.....it's kind of busy right now. Why don't you ask another time? Or you could try my sister's. That one's free, I think.

2007-03-02 14:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by Blackbird 5 · 0 0

Cute!

2007-03-02 13:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by shirleykins 7 · 1 0

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