Hate to say it but the Jehova's have to be the worst. No offense.
2007-03-02 13:02:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
I have tried the "no soliciting sign." I also put a "day sleeper" sign which helped a little, but they can be relentless.
2007-03-02 13:39:43 · update #1
I had the same problem. The first time it happened, I kindly told them that I was an Atheist (which I am) and not to come back. Didn't work. They took that in a "This Child of The Lord Needs to Be Saved" way, and they came back, I didn't answer the door that time but I knew they'd be back the following weekend. So I went over to the dollar store on a Friday night and bought black maracas and about a dozen beaded necklaces. Next, I bought a whole defrosted chicken at the grocery store. So on Saturday morning I got up bright and early and set everything up. I messed up my hair more then it already was, put on some black eyeshadow (smudged it up a bit), put on the beaded necklaces (I wore JUST the beads), and took the chicken out of the plastic packaging (the bloodier the better). And when they came around ringing my door bell I had my boyfriend answer the door but I was in the background naked, holding the chicken by one leg, shaking the maraca and speaking in gibberish. They freaked out and left immediately, and they never came back....>;-D
2007-03-02 13:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Borinqueña 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Tell them you are Jewish, and no thank you.
2.. Ask for their address, when they ask why, tell them that you are a Pentecostal or Lutheran missionary and would like to teach them about God's "real religion".
3. A visible gun in your hand is failproof.
4. Don't speak when you answer the door. Repeat everything they say back to them, while glaring at them intently.
5. Tell them sweetly that you don't give a F about Jesus, and offer them a copy of the Satanic Bible.
6. Hold up a water gun filled with apple juice, tell them it's urine after opening the door.
7. Scream through the door without opening it, JESUS IS GOD!! JESUS IS GOD!! WITHOUT THE TRINITY YOU WILL GO TO HELL!
8. Respond with "What do you mean by that", after every statement they make.
9. Pick an often repeated word (God, Jesus, heaven) and giggle whenever they utter it. If they ask you about the giggle, say "nothing, why?" and giggle again.
10. Answer the door naked, or in your underwear. Or answer the door dressed, rubbing your crotch. Ask them sex-related questions. Are you horny? When was the last time you had sex? Would you like to F? I'll listen if you take your clothes off.
2007-03-02 23:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I put a small no soliciting sign on my door and they don't bother me anymore. Yes the Jehovah Witnesses are the worst. I am never rude to them but, I am just not interested.
2007-03-02 13:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by Urchin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are referring to Jehovah's Witnesses, in their point of view, they are doing the right thing for you, their neighbor. Just as a neighbor would bang on your door to let you know your house is on fire, they're at your door to warn you about eternal damnation/hellfire. So, they mean well by telling you that the devil wants to barbecue you.
But - you obviously don't believe in a red devil wearing a "Kiss The Cook" apron and holding a huge spatula in one cloven hoof and a pitchfork in the other.
You can attempt the "No Soliciting" sign.
But it has a statistical failure rate of 80% (Not actual fact but I failed Statistics).
It does fail though, because door-to-door proselytizers of any religion who visit your door - aren't selling anything...they aren't asking for your money, so they often will just ignore the sign.
The best fix is to spay and neuter your pests. I mean, pets.
Make or buy a "Shhh! Baby Sleeping" sign and hang it on doorknob. Make it blue, pink, or gender neutral.
2015-03-05 12:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by darligraphy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's definitely NOT pretend you are an alternative religion. They'll come by the busloads to convert you, no lie.
I like to fake Turret's, or pretend I don't speak English(which I only recommend if you actually speak another language, those Bible thumpers can be crafty).
2007-03-02 13:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once everyone finds out what a bigot you are(at least based upon the other questions you've asked), your home will be the least visited home in your town. Of course, who would have thought the trailer park was so popular in the first place?
2007-03-02 15:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two rotties by front door outta fix that problem
2007-03-02 13:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad used to answer the door in his underwear. He used to wear satin briefs...
It worked. LOL!
2007-03-02 13:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes answer naked holding a fake severed head that normally does the trick
2007-03-02 13:07:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
open the door in your dirty underwear,scratching your balls,drinkimg a beer and smoking a cigarette.they will see you are hopeless
2007-03-02 13:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋