Okay, I have a 12 year old son, he is always doing "stupid" stuff.... like the time he was 6... playing on the front lawn with a stiff yard rake, face up... he calls out hey mom watch this trick, he then stomps on the rake as hard as he can.... in an attempts to pop it up, and catch the handle.... he missed the handle and knocked himself clean out..... yes funny, but well "stupid".. so anyway he is always asking me what kinds of stupid things I used to do..... which got me thinking, What are some of the dumbest things you have done.... for me: I was in 8th grade, playing basketball on an outdoor court.... of course I was trying to impress a guy, so I took off on a dead run.... fast, really fast.... until I ran headlong into the metal basketball pole.... I knocked myself clean out..... and did'nt get the guy. How about you... any "man I should thought that out" moments?
2007-03-02 11:55:26 · 16 answers · asked by JustJen 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh Man I almost forgot this one.... and it was the most embarrassing ever, but maybe not for me... 5th grade, sitting fron row of class, sitting right next to the "perfect" student, you know the one who all the teachers love, but not too well liked by the other studends.... well there wer are sitting in the front row when the worst case of flatulance hit me... I could not hold it in... so there we are, and "boom" I pass gass so loud, there was no hiding it... so I did the first thing that came to mind " Allison, how could you?!" Yep, I blamed her.... but it was still embarrasing for me.....
2007-03-02 12:10:54 · update #1
At a bar once, whilst sporting toilet paper one my shoes unknowingly, I was a little toasted and walked into a mirror in front of two cute guys. I thought the reflection of myself in the mirror was another girl and I kept wondering why she wouldn't get out of the way. Then Bam! that plus the TP was embarrasing.
2007-03-02 11:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Several years ago, I was out looking for my boyfriend and went to a bar that was uptown. I didn't have my contacts in or glasses on and when I pulled into the parking lot, they had redone the sidewalk and there wasn't an entrance there anymore. I drove right up and over the sidewalk and the frame of my car got stuck on the sidewalk and the police came and I had to have a wrecker pull my car off the sidewalk!! To top it all off.....everyone was watching this all happen.....even my boyfriend!! Now ex-boyfriend. I'll never be able to get over that. Would it have been worth it to you if you had gotten the man??
2007-03-02 12:05:06 · answer #2 · answered by Mustang Sally 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I fall, that's what I do. It doesn't matter if there is anything there for me to trip on or not, I just fall. The last real good one was when I was walking down the sidewalk in front of the court house here and I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk and went down on my face in broad daylight. the worst part was that I was wearing a skirt. Ended up with a punctured lung from that one.
2007-03-02 12:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by pollywog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This kid Michael which has a severe case of o.s.d or a.d.d syndrome sits right next to me. He keeps me entertain with his Spontaneous child-like behavior. My most embarrassing moment would have to be the 911th moment of silence. They had just presented a poem over the intercom and Michael spastically started clapping. The most awkward clap I've ever heard. The moment of silence was right after the poem and I couldn't contain myself. I snorted and everyone looked at me oddly. That was the longest moment in my life. I tried holding my breath, which only made it worse. Oh god, I dont want to get much into the jokes they started about me. It might seem like nothing to you but it was the funniest and MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT I'VE EVER HAD. AHHHH GANNA GO HIDE IN MY CLOSET! lmao Ciao
2007-03-02 12:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by Livin it 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Everything i do is embarassing , but to my friends not me. I don't often get embarassed .. I think i'd opt for the time i went to BlackPool and i had this flashing necklace on and everybody that went passed said " hey look she's flashing" so i said next time somebody said that i will for real and well what do you know 3 lads went passed and said " hey look she's flashing" .. So i did ! .. HaHa i don't know who was more embarassed , my friend or the guys LoL HeHe . P.S i'll do almost anything for a dare :)
2007-03-02 12:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember how old i was but my mother had this big old washing machine and it had a mandle on it, i used to love feeding things through it and watch it coming out the other side, i put a fork through one day and decided to hold on to it and see what would happen and my hand went through the mandle with the fork, i still remember the hand throbbing for ages i thought my bones were crushed ha ha, didn't do it again :)
2007-03-02 12:04:18 · answer #6 · answered by ANNE G 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago, I went to check out the new handsome boy in the office, he told me something funny and I giggled and breathed through my nose, and out came a big bubble of snotters !!!! Oh my God I was so embarrassed, I almost cried, think that was the most embarassing moment of my life. !!!!!
2007-03-02 12:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by JayJay 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I once took all my clothes off in public thinking that I was at home in bathroom, with hilarious consequences...
2007-03-04 09:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haHa! your moments are so funny! My bra unhooked in class once. My eighth grade class. I'm still in eighth grade. My crush was sitting two seats behind me too.
2007-03-02 12:00:29 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's funny... today I tripped up the stairs with my whole class behind me and they all laughed... not the stupidest... but the most recent...
2007-03-02 12:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋