when u people ever learn that vampires exist!!!?

Answer 1

It's simple, vampires are mathematically impossible. Vampires have to drink blood, when they drink your blood you become a vampire. By this time we would all have to be vampires, now whose blood are we going to drink?

Answer 2

Depends on what you mean by Vampire. Vampires (depending on the myths and legends) can be 3 different things. They can be creatures of the night that pounce of unsuspecting people and suck or eat their flesh. They can be Demonic deities that can possess the living and feed off of their life sources or spirits. Or, they can be plagued beings with an undying hunger for flesh or blood. Scientifically, the last 2 are nearly impossible. However, the vampire creatures can be solved if there are people that have spotted them. Look up Cryptozoology.

Answer 3

Vampires are labeled as "legendary Creatures" which mean that that's made up. yet that truly doesnt remember in case you think of approximately it as a results of fact many human beings say many such things as case in point, the worldwide ending in 2012. many human beings say that it is not real, yet nonetheless it must be. Vampires are blood sucking creatures that have a style of a human. So if an fairly long term in the past, bats have been fused into human beings, then it must be real, or a delivery illness that's relatively impossible. So actually i doubt it.

Answer 4

Human beings do not possess the enzymes necessary to breakdown blood into usuable nutrients. It just sits in your stomach
and forms a big lump.


“You can swallow about a pint of blood before you get sick.” -Fight Club
Porphyria
Of all the disorders and diseases even loosely linked to vampirism, the most bizarre must be porphyria. It is a rare hereditary blood disease; its symptoms so closely match the myths associated with our modern conception of vampirism it’s eerie.

A victim of porphyria cannot produce heme, a major and vital component of red blood. Today, this disease is treatable with regular injections of heme into the body.However, as little as fifty years ago, this treatment was unavailable and the disease unknown.

In the past, a porphyria sufferer would show symptoms that include:


Extreme sensitivity to sunlight
Sores and scars that break open and will not heal properly
Excessive hair growth
Tightening of skin around lips and gums (which would make the incisors more prominent)
This disease would likely cause the victim to only go out at night, in order to avoid the painful rays of the sun. In addition, while garlic stimulates the production of heme in a healthy person, it would only cause the symptoms of porphyria to become more painfully severe.

Porphyria was eventually discarded by scientists as a reasonable explanation of the vampire myth that has pervaded our history. Although vampire accounts of the past bear little resemblance to the dashing figure we romanticize today, these qualities may have contributed to our look at the vampire in film and fiction: pale skin, extended incisors, even the fear of the sun!

But I know you freaks are gonna run around with fake teeth and act all film noir-ish. Get infected with some STD and propagate like mice till you ruin the night-life in every respectable ****-hole I frequent.

Thanks assholes, thanks a-******’ lot.

Answer 5

I'm a psychic vampire so yes we exist

Answer 6

umm... wow, your grammer sucks worse then mine does.. you'd think being undead or around the undead for x amount of years you'd pick up better english.....

Answer 7

Umm... you explain how you know and I'll believe you. Make sure it convincing.

Answer 8

ok, thank you ministry of the bleeding obvious. We know already... sheesh

Answer 9

i hope so..vampires are very sexy to me..

Answer 10

good grief. I know I know...