ever have a girlfriend who stinks like dead fish all the time?

Question

i have one and she says it is me. she blames me! i asked her to wash up and use stronger soap and douche more or whatever it takes. damn i am gonna have to move on unless she does something. is my nose just extra sensitive? actually, i can smell it on lots of women at the office whre i work. i smell them on the subway. yuk!

PLEASE SIR, MAM, PLEASE GRANT ME A STAR OR TWO, PLEASE? SEE, I HAVE NEVER HAD A STAR AND PLEASE ALLOW ME ONE?

I have had to throw most of her stinky underwear away because it stinks after she washes. I have never actually seen her take a bath. last week she came home with a bottle of antilice medication and made me use it. i think she knows someting very bad.

THE SMELL IS WORSE THAN A ROTTING WHALE ON THE BEACH OR DEAD CRABS. SHE JUST CURED UP OF THE CRABS, COME TO THINK OF IT. I GOTTA GO.

Answer 1

EW, well you MIGHT have an extra sensitive nose, but if she does smell like dead fish and she refuses to admit that it is her than i would say she has issues, apparently you have tried to do everything you can to try and help her and if she just doesnt get it and you cant live like that forever than you must move on.