made love to a lady i dont even know her name in the elevator.. we were stuck.. lights turned off.. and she was like embracing me coz she was afraid.. and then my bridie reacted and she felt it.. and she got horny.. so we had a quickie..
2007-03-02 08:46:03
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answered by dj ouch ( Cj ) 1
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I made out with a wall as quickly as, for like a minute, thoroughly sober. That replace into exciting! yet i think of the funniest ingredient that has ever happened at a sleepover happened for the duration of my 13nth birthday sleepover with 5 different women. We stayed up till approximately 2 interior the morning, and awakened some hours later while the dryer started making those humorous noises. properly, all of us freaked and grew to become on the lights, in basic terms to discover that I were drowsing on the floor, 3 of my friends had crawled right into a twin mattress at the same time, and between the girls replace into drowsing sitting up. It replace into particularly creepy, yet nevertheless hilarious.
2016-12-18 04:20:47
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answered by Anonymous
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Let's see, the weirdest thing I've ever done is... Tried to keep my uncle from running off with a floozy, tried everything under the sun including showing him pictures of MsTart getting her freak on along lover's lanes with a whole army of strange penises. Sadly it did not work, he wound up running off to be with the s l u t only to leave her when he saw for himself that he could not make a housewife out of a ho.
2007-03-02 08:49:41
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answered by rashawn4u2003 2
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After a night of drinking--I peed on the Federal Courthouse steps, in Miami. There were guards walking around inside. (i think about it now--and cannot believe i did that). Men can stand next to a building. Us women have to find another place????
2007-03-02 08:58:07
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answered by pb 3
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One time I went to Wal-Mart with my roommates. One of them wasn't feeling well so she rode in the cart. We were looking at the shoes and I must have cut the corner to sharp because the cart tipped over sideways with her in it. We were both laying on the floor crying because we were laughing so hard.
2007-03-02 08:47:36
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answered by Anonymous
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the weirdest thing was...honestly ...was have sex wit two diffrent people in the same day... it was weird because i had to make sure i didnt call out the wrong name..... but that was the past... years ago.... i grew up i dont do **** like that no more....
2007-03-02 08:47:42
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answered by Worry wart 2
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I took a dump on the bathroom floor at Golden Corral, a resturant becuse the service really sucked.
2007-03-02 08:50:54
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answered by jw1269 3
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mmmmmmmmm done a few, but let me see...lol ok i say when i first met my wife an took her out on a first date, we went to a drive in, an when she try to kiss me i try my dammest to get out, an i was yelling for help, an i latter found out the car door was luck,lol ,, bad part, around 100 people came to agg her on lol, ,,yes yes she did kiss me,lol
2007-03-02 08:47:02
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answered by ghostwalker077 6
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I opened an umbrella indoors. That same day someone broke into our house and stole all of our stuff.
2007-03-02 08:45:30
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answered by The Zunester 5
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Dropped my girlfriends panties in a mail box at the post office.
2007-03-02 08:45:30
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answered by Anonymous
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