A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the way home he passed out along the lane. Later in the night a wind came blowing by and blew his kilt up to his waist. Well, we all know what a real Scotsman wears under his kilt.
Early Sunday morning the two town spinsters came by and saw him laying there. "Prudence have you ever seen such a sight!" one exclaimed. "No I haven't Purity. He deserves some kind of punishment." as she searched her bag. "Here this should do it." And she tied a ribbon around his member. "Serves him right" they huffed and continued on to church.
Later the Scotsman awoke and looked down at his member and saw the bright blue ribbon tied around it and said "Aye Laddie, I dunna know where ye been, but ye won ferst prize!"
2007-03-02 08:37:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
CAN MY AWARD BE SHINY AND GOLD??? AND I WANT YOUR NAME ON IT ALSO.....
2007-03-02 09:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Balls , do no longer you realize ! 2 legs of path and if he's tall it makes him appear like a popular lamp . In Scotland men positioned on the shortest skirts . In Scotland the well-known public lavatories are for men or women persons no longer women & gents .
2016-12-14 09:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by fette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooo that was somewhat disturbing yet funny LOL
2007-03-02 09:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by Tifosa♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Ewww--nasty! But it was funny!
2007-03-02 09:05:01 · answer #4 · answered by ♀VANshee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL MAN ANOTHER FUNNY JOKE KEEP IT UP MAN
2007-03-02 08:40:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my... LOL!
2007-03-02 12:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋