im 11 yrs old and all my freinds dads take them to watchour local leage 2 football club.my dad watches man utd on teleand wont take me.the last time i asked himhe threw a empty can of lager at me and told me to get out of the way of the tele.my mom says hes a fat pig andive got to wait till im old enough to go on my own,if he goes to the toilet when man utd are on he leaves the doors all open so he can still hear the game and it smells so horrible we all have to run outside .i even asked him to take me to watch man utdbut he said he cant afford it on the giro,and anyway,he didnt know the way.what can i do?
2007-03-02 07:36:17 · 24 answers · asked by gasman 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
I don't think that you are telling the whole truth now, do you?
2007-03-04 10:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm a manc red matey, i'm gonna guess your dad has not been to a match for a long time, you can't just turn up and "pay at the gate", OT is not like a majority of the clubs in the prem that has empty seats. they sell out pretty much every single match. unless you know someone who has a couple of season tickets who are gonna let you borrow them to watch one of the bottom teams in the prem then you only have 2 real options..
1st, buy 2 memberships, one of these memberships must be yours!, i'll explain why.... as a child your entitled to use the family stand (the one underneath the stretford end -next to the tunnel where they come out) i have 4 tickets there, i apply everytime i get the e-mail telling me to apply (all this is in your intro pack when you join), the more you apply the more you get, they say it's a lottery but sure arthur chubb or one of his mates spots the usual names and says "he can have one"..
option 2.... (prob the easiest at short notice)
if your a northern lad then try going to away matches...THIS IDEA WILL MEAN YOU HAVE TO SIT WITH AWAY FANS THO!!
your not gonna get a city ticket, however, wigan, bolton, blackburn there all local and rarely sell out, even against us!!
good luck matey... and if all else fails try heading towards droylsden on a saturday afternoon, FC united play there... thats the team that was formed when glazier bought united, if you want the atmosphere and the songs then head there!! cheap and a bloody good bunch of lads!! print this off and give it ya dad... laterz
2007-03-02 19:30:27 · answer #2 · answered by The Dazzler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can ask your mom to give you the money for the ticket and you can go and see the game with your friends and their dads.
Then you can wave at your dad from the tv screen. Ask your mom to make sure your dad drinks his beer out of a glass or a glass bottle that day, not out of a can. When he sees you on the telly, he'll get angry and throw his beer into the telly.
The screen will break and you won't have the TV anymore. Therefore, if your father will want to watch footie he'll have to go and see the game live. :-) Then you can go and see the game with him.
2007-03-02 15:38:59 · answer #3 · answered by M 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Join the French Foreign Legion!
2007-03-02 15:44:13 · answer #4 · answered by Michael S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice to see that your parents have a good relationship together. If I was your mother I would force your father to take you. I'd follow you both to the stadium and watch him buy the tickets for you to watch the game so he won't have a way out.
2007-03-05 07:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by Micheal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad mate ! Well my dad took me away when I was 10 so I could never see a football game again. Now I have to cross the atlantic to see them and stay for good. Look me up after I get there and I will take you to one
2007-03-02 16:52:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your dad is a sensible man! No only does he support Man Utd but he had the sense to throw an empty beer can at you.
2007-03-05 16:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u silly dog do u think I'm a fool
Ur a man u hater
here's me feeling sorry 4 u and thinking how bad are ppl in this world
but dont worry i have been warned
i warn all u ppl 2 which eleven yr old goes 2 pubs check his profile
2007-03-02 16:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Frihah Anti-Milanist 4lyf! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Come on with me lovie i'll take ya, then we can wave to ur dad while he's on the loo. LOL :) Go Man Utd
2007-03-02 16:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by flower19602003 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Looks like your dad and football have one thing in common there both full of sh1t! Watch rugby instead it more of a mans game and not for thugs.
TTFN
2007-03-02 15:53:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell ya dad he is a waste of space an to get off his fat **** and stop sponging off everyone else who works and take you to football bfore ya turn into a thug
2007-03-03 10:00:36 · answer #11 · answered by kaye j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋