What would you do if someone threw your wallet/purse and keys into a river?

Question

What would you do?

Answer 1

They'd be tossed in right after them.

Answer 2

there are times where i feel like "eye for an eye" is appropriate. i think i'd do the same or something similar, even though i know better.
the mature (and ultimately most irritating to the offender) would be to just brush it off with a smile. chances are this person threw your stuff into the river to get a reaction out of you, so don't give them that satisfaction.

Answer 3

There is not much you can do unless the river is shallow and you can see the wallet and keys. In the latter case you could retrieve them.

Answer 4

Review my methodology for selecting trustworthy people?

(Such as I would give my keys/wallet to. Anyone trying to take them is likely to end up in the river. Trust me on this)

Answer 5

I would jump in the river because i swim as strong as a shark.
No, Really I would watch it float up the stream.

Answer 6

Throw them in the river and tell them not to come back without my stuff.

Answer 7

I would seek council upon my Higher Power and try to figure what the significance of this happening is meant to me in my current state of now.

Answer 8

depends on who it is and how much money I have in the wallet and what the keys open to.

Answer 9

I would shrug and go home to get my back-ups. A wise person plans for such losses, and they are scarcely a bump in the road.

Answer 10

I'd tell them that it was a shame they did that because there was a winning lotery ticket in it and die laughing as the fool jumped in after it.

Answer 11

I would throw them into the river to get my stuff and if they failed to retrieve it I would be quite displeased.