I hate my old, emo, goth cat!!! I need a solution!!!
2007-03-02 05:53:21 · 16 answers · asked by ???????????????????????????????? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Of course, since your cat does not have opposable thumbs, we all know this is impossible.
However, since this is a joke question, I will give it a joke answer - play it Doris Day movies and music.
2007-03-02 06:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You hate your cat???you want to keep it from slitting it's wrists.???boy you have a problem here I suggest you get the cat to take you to a shrink.
2007-03-02 22:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by flossypants 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put him shoes on its feet so we will be kind of hard for the cat and the cat will get tired and will stop doing it. But this will take a while. So don't get desperate.
2007-03-02 14:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by YO YO YOU 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep razors out of it's reach. After all, it might slit your throat!
2007-03-02 13:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide the razor blades
2007-03-02 13:55:55 · answer #5 · answered by unitedwestand7s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put tuna juice on your tally whacker and your cat will be so busy lickin it off that it will forget about suicide and you will like it so much that you will probably run out and buy another cat and more tuna of course
2007-03-02 14:11:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the hospital
2007-03-02 14:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by Tae's Wifey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha you have a emo cat LMAO
2007-03-02 18:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
counseling
positive conversations
compliment your cat on his/her accomplishments
give your cat some attention
Hugs
Kisses
and rainbow wishes
2007-03-02 14:47:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Declaw and hide the knives.
2007-03-02 13:57:53 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋