He used me, I was so sure of it and then he claimed he had to go back to the zoo. I feel so awful..why did I fall victim to an ape. Oh god help me. I think I'm no longer a virgin
2007-03-02 05:47:32 · 4 answers · asked by Qwen 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
well, your still technically a virgin because the adult male gorrilla only has a 2 inch long erect penis. He probably got mad when you kept asking him "Is it in yet?"
2007-03-02 19:43:23 · answer #1 · answered by Kenneth H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you're definitely not a virgin anymore! Better a Gorilla than a dog! :)
2007-03-02 15:59:56 · answer #2 · answered by Butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I doubt if you lost it to the ape. It was probably that gray Rhino I saw you with yesterday. The Ape was probably not really doing anything, just sniffing around. lol
2007-03-02 13:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by mustanger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I hope you had some fun. You know it is only 4 cm long, do you?
2007-03-02 21:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋