2007-03-02 05:35:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Don't let the parts wear out. My uncle wound up with hearing aid, glasses, and false teeth. My gran quipped that he had better not get married, if he did, the poor woman would not know if it was best two jump into bed with him at night or fit into the top drawer of his dresser!!!
Only old gits don't wanr to be discovered old, only young ones make fun of the old, we are all on the way to the knacker's in the end.
Keeping things from falling off, or out, or ceasing to function along the way is the most important thing.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-03-03 02:44:06 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think like youth , act like youth , make sure you go for walk 2 hours every morning, do not worry about how to handle girl Friends
2007-03-02 05:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by KP S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. stay single--- a wife will add unnecessary years to anyone.( i know cause i been thru 2 of them)
2. exercise--- gotta keep that spare tire off
3. stay away from old people.-- it's contagious
4. don't celebrate birthdays-- it will only break
your heart
5.bang a couple broads that are atleast 15 - 20
years younger than you--- this will boost your
testosterone level and promote a healthier
prostate gland. not to mention make your
friends jealous
6. But NEVER wear a speedo to the beach
2007-03-02 06:07:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Give the youth lots of money.
2007-03-02 05:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No one does, in the end. Remember that. But if you want to live longer and look and feel better longer then I guess you'll eat right, get enough sleep and exercise, and always be learning something new.
2007-03-02 05:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by Nowpower 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use a lot of anti-wrinkle cream that is especially designed for men. For example, they can use the Loreal for men line of facial products.
2007-03-02 06:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by emaciated asian chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avoid alcohol, drugs, and over exposure to sun and extreme cold. Drink plenty of water, have plenty of sex (with your wife, only), and exercise regularly, while (generally) avoiding junk like candy, and high-sugar-containing foods; and don't forget to brush and floss your teeth regularly, they have found out recently that loss of teeth/gum disease affects your long-term heart health.
2007-03-02 05:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't, so follow these simple rules to enjoy what life you have left,
Drink yourself into insensibility at least four times a week.
Consume as many drugs as your body can take.
Practise wild and varied sex until you achieve perfection.
Die happy.
2007-03-02 05:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by fatles 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
act like a child and use your sense of humor even if they think you are crazy.
works for me... I am 54 going on 34 and many people like me a lot
2007-03-02 05:38:32 · answer #9 · answered by larrydoyle52 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good clean living-and an occasional beer!
2007-03-02 05:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by Birdman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋