My work place is full of negative energy today due to the events that occured yesterday. I feel like I'm literally being sufforcated being in this building today due to the fact that most know I still have a job and are very weird about talking to me.
2007-03-02 04:54:00 · 35 answers · asked by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
say you got the runs......... tell them you went to taco bell so they'll believe you
2007-03-02 04:56:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well from the time you eat until you would get sick is between 30 and 45 minutes. That is how long it would take for your body to react to your lunch from an upset stomach. Just wait, doing whatever and after about a half hour go to the restroom. Rub your eyes a bunch, splash some water on your face and play it out.
Good luck!
2007-03-02 05:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that you have had a call from your security firm to tell you that your home alarm had been activated and you need to leave because you may have been burgled.
Or your mom has phoned to say that your dog has died...totally unprovable; unless your boss wants to see the corpse then just pass by the local dog pound on the way home and go through the trash cans at the back of the pound. (I can't believe I'm typing this...)
2007-03-02 05:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I left work one time right after lunch claiming I got diarrhea and blamed it on the food I ate. It worked...might work for you.
2007-03-02 04:58:53 · answer #4 · answered by maggie209 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feeling under the weather always works.....but it would be more fun to stay and freak people out with all of your good energy. Have a fiesta in your office, let them wonder why you are sooooo happy!!!!
2007-03-02 04:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by tesla_morris 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Food poisoning
2007-03-02 04:57:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell them your lunch upset your stomich, go in the bathroom and pretend to throw up!
or start grabbing at your pants and tell them that you switched laundry deturgent yesterday, and you have a rash that is starting on your testicles and inner thigh...it hurts so bad to wear pants!!
2007-03-02 04:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell them something you ate at lunch must have gotten you sick. You are feel like you are going to throw up, and pretend like youare going to. Guraranteed they will send you home! I Have done this before! hee hee
2007-03-02 05:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yoou just got a call that your pipe burst and your apartment or house is flooded.
2007-03-02 04:59:13 · answer #9 · answered by babygyrl_nyc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have someone call you and say you have a personal emergency. Were I used to work we did that for each other.
2007-03-02 04:58:24 · answer #10 · answered by Baw 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just got back myself, you can tell them you got food poisoning from lunch and you have to go to the ER.....see you on Monday
2007-03-02 04:57:29 · answer #11 · answered by Grim 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋