but I don't have one, will someone stalk me please, serious inquiries apply, oh by the way, I'm a home health nurse and I have to go give an old guy a bath so I'll be away for about an hour. (I drive a dark blue Tahoe).
2007-03-02 03:56:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i could do that in an innocuous, harmless way if you really wish it. let me know. i could star all your "?"s and thumbs up all your answers. the mailbox is open.
2007-03-02 04:01:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, don't joke like that. I used to have a stalker and it is not fun. It's really scary because you never know where the person is or what they will do to you. My stalker was the youth director at my church (I wasn't in the youth anymore) and he was constantly calling me asking if I wanted to hang out with him. My boyfriend at the time hated him with a passion. One night while I was studying for a test the next day he called and asked if I wanted to hang out (again). Getting aggravated but still wanting to be nice I said "no I have to study" (It hadn't hit me yet that he was a stalker). He said "FINE!" and hung up. Later on, I ran out of cigarettes and ran to the store to get some. As soon as I got out of my truck my phone rang and it was my stalker. He screamed "WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE STORE?! YOU SAID YOU WERE STUDYING YOU LIAR!". I hung up, got in my truck, kicked rocks home, and bummed smokes from my mama. He now has a restraining order after trying to start a fight with my now-boyfriend at a restaurant about a year ago.
2007-03-02 12:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG i'm not the only one!!! I've always wanted one too! But sadly I don't think I'm interesting enough to stalk...
2007-03-02 11:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I am currently employed as Kerri's stalker however if given enough Guinness I can work both jobs.
2007-03-02 11:59:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
talk to Dream Catcher.....he's usually pretty good at stalking
2007-03-02 11:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Ladylike ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stalking is fun for EVERYONE!
2007-03-02 12:38:45 · answer #6 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't want to stalk anyone !!!
2007-03-02 11:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry...I'm not much of a stalker.
2007-03-02 12:04:41 · answer #8 · answered by Λиδѓεy™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you wish for. Seriously.
2007-03-02 11:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by A Word In Edgewise 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
as much fun as that sounds you would have me arrested. so i think not.
2007-03-02 12:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋