2007-03-02 02:37:00 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Be proactive. Go on a rampage and take out as many townsfolk as you can. Best defense is a good offense.
2007-03-02 02:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Max Power 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the store and buy up all the torches and pitchforks!
2007-03-02 10:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remove the bolts holding your private parts on, sell them (the parts) on eBay, and use the proceeds to hire a shark lawyer from the ACLU. They love helping aliens.
2007-03-02 10:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer them a lamb to sacrifice. They're just a little hungry for your sweet bunny meat.
2007-03-02 10:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Baw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop fraternising with genetically-challenged people called Jeke, and Cleatus.
2007-03-02 10:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Full Frontal Male Nudity.
That should scare them off.
2007-03-02 10:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Take the bolts out of your neck?
Stop kidnapping little children?
2007-03-02 10:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide in the bathroom and lock the door, they'll never look there
2007-03-02 11:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by Grim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Show them your grey stapler. I heard it has the same effect that garlic has with vampires.
2007-03-03 01:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by popcorninmytooth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on a Barbara Streisand mask, and they will run from you!
2007-03-02 10:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋