Summer spring autumn and Zelda?

Question

Because of global warming there is no longer such a thing as winter.

There is sring which is comming to an end; this is followed by autumn.

Spring is cool and moist with rain, about 10*C (50*F)
Autumn is warm and stagnant with plain rianing spells, about 20*C (68*F)
Then next is Zelda, followed by summer.

Summer is hot, long and dry, with temperatures of 30-40*C (86-104*F)

Then.....

There's ZELDA, even hotter than summer.
This year see temperatures averiging about 75*C (167*F) with temperatures as high 250*C (482*F) with flames instead of clouds.
People use owes to row thier car down the street in the molten tar.

Is that hot?

Answer 1

Please do not procreate.

Answer 2

I tried to have sex with zelda once, but the static electricity on my TV zapped my penis and burned it.

Answer 3

I'm sure Zelda is HOT