for my husband? I love him so much, but I haven't been preparing the gourmet meals he deserves and have been a little slow in fetching beers for him. Whatever will I do?
2007-03-02 02:12:11 · 12 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Is this better Kerri?
2007-03-02 02:13:17 · update #1
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2007-03-02 02:18:46 · update #2
Oh heaven's Tea, come over right away, we will work on this. We'll have plenty of peace and quiet, the boys are already in bed for the night.
2007-03-02 02:17:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try making pork chops using recipes you haven't used before, keep trying new things until he says that you have made the perfect pork chop, of course be ready to microwave some other kind of meat if he doesn't want to eat the rest of an experimental pork chop.
Drill a hole in the side of the refrigerator keep a keg in the fridge and install a tap, make sure there is always a clean glass on top of the refrigerator.
The important thing is to always remember that serving a Master like your husband is a privilege, not a chore!
2007-03-02 02:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Paula 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to label it as low life subservient or obedient. Those things you're mentioning can be a part of a two-way relationship. You do those things because you LOVE him. And in the SAME BREATH, HE SHOULD BE DOING THOSE THINGS THAT BRING PLEASURE TO YOU.
Yin & Yang, if you're into new agey stuff.
The two shall become one if you're into Christianity stuff.
2007-03-02 02:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to get yourself a gimp costume. Things should fall into place after you start wearing that around the house.
2007-03-02 02:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Stop watching Oprah immediatly.
2007-03-02 02:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well the problem may be with your husband and not you, have you asked the question "How can my Man be more of a Man?"
LOL
2007-03-02 02:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like somebody has been skipping sandstorm 222's classes again
2007-03-02 02:17:45 · answer #7 · answered by it's still me 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Foot washing would be a nice gesture...
2007-03-02 02:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHA
omg !!!!!!!!!!! i need tissues this is way to funny
i can't even answer
wow Kerri you did it now
STOP IT
2007-03-02 02:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
buy him a whip, and whenever he feels like you haven't been "fetching his beers" he'll use it...no worries, it'll be fun!!!
2007-03-02 02:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by G泥Lì┬A 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋