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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
2007-03-02 01:02:53 · 12 answers · asked by DrPepper 6 in Health ➔ Women's Health
And here's some advice for men:-
Words Women Use:
1. FINE: This is the word a woman uses to end an argument when she is right and you need to shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."
4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to No. 3 for the meaning of "nothing.")
6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you: do not question, or faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying FU*K YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man's asking "what's wrong." For the woman's response refer to No.3.
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Thank-you
GLH
2007-03-02 01:09:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-03-02 01:06:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im a guy and that seems to be so true lol! Even though im only 16 i still find it funny lol!
David x
2007-03-02 01:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sofa king awsome...lol
Do post more of these kind. And im glad the uk guy saw your qn and gave use more insight about your kind....lol
Hope your answer is not 'whatever'
2007-03-02 01:57:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lord Of Lust 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have seen this before and enjoyed the laigh post this over in jokes and riddles too they will love it
2007-03-02 01:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. I'm gonna show all the girls I know!!!
Thanks for the laugh
2007-03-02 02:06:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice so true and the language of woman one, well all men need to read that it is so true
2007-03-02 03:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by Becs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for that. It came at a time when I needed some humor to give me some perspective.
Thanks Tereka
2007-03-02 01:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tereka Bodika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats funny.
2007-03-02 07:53:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
deegarry.......LEGEND!!!!!
GHL..............(I know I shouldn't say this and only let out a loud sigh instead but)..........LEGEND!!!!!! (for a man! ofcourse.)
2007-03-02 01:36:00 · answer #10 · answered by Niamhy Creative 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋