2007-03-02 00:22:49 · 13 answers · asked by victor 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Zoology
I suggest you give up using drugs....
2007-03-02 00:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What is the best way cook hamster?
The best way to cook a hamster is:
1. Hold the hamster.
2. Flap your arms very fast
3. When you reach 3 meter high the hamster is cooked.
How fast would i need to flap my arms to enable me to fly?
The sufficient to cook a hamster.
2007-03-02 00:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by diamond 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
all you need is some pixie dust and to think of a happy little thought. then you can fly, You Can Fly! YOU CAN FLY!!
now we won't be cooking hamsters instead we will use hamster subsitute which is a drowned sewer rat. You will need paprika, black pepper, cinamon, cooking oil and any other crap from the back of your cupboard.
Throw the rat into the dish and run around the kitchen flying and throwing spices, herbs and junk onto the rat. put it in a pot with some water the boil, the simmer, then boil, then shim shima, take it out da pot, put it in a dish, leave into the oven till the firemen come. then you know it's done. Serve. Invite round the neighbour who has always hated you, you know who they are the one with the beady eyes. Yum yum.
2007-03-02 00:31:24 · answer #3 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scientifically speaking flapping at exactly 20 million rpm would get you about 4 inches (no euro monster cms for me) off the ground.
your hamster should first be gutted, and all residual crap washed out, then rolled in wet clay, about an inch thick, chucked on an open fire or barbecue, and baked for 2 hours. tastes like pork!
2007-03-02 02:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flap as much as you like but you will never become an eagle no matter how much you like having hamsters.
Sorry mate, that's just life.
2007-03-02 00:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well arms don't catch the wind so you would need to attach some form of wings and get them to flap approx 100 times a sec to get you going.
Hamsters are best barbecued after a natural death of course.
2007-03-02 00:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by agius1520 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fast enough to stay ahead of the guys in the white coats. dress hamster (gut and clean),rub salt pepper and oregano in chest cavity, barbeque, eat. not much meat, tastes like chicken.
2007-03-02 02:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you going to fly to the fire maybee you could cook it on a stick but if you kill it you eat it dont waste it i might wanna try some
2007-03-05 11:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by peter w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, everybody knows humans don't flap, we're gliders, n00b.
2007-03-02 13:18:25 · answer #9 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey! why dont you try it when you get out of the mental hospital, ok?
2007-03-02 02:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by Linzi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try jumping from the roof of your house and let us know.
2007-03-02 00:30:37 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋