PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
2007-03-01 22:12:00 · 9 answers · asked by Lyrical Lie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lois to Peter: "This coming from the man who thinks the plural of goose is sheep."
2007-03-01 22:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by вℓαмє_¢αиα∂α 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Family Quotes
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
Wayne H.
My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'
Penelope Lombard
I can get up in the morning and look myself in the mirror and my family can look at me too and that's all that matters.
Lance Armstrong
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Evan Esar
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash
In some families, 'please' is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was 'sorry'.
Margaret Laurence
When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.
George Bernard Shaw
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine
2007-03-02 06:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by man_vir_in 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my AlphaBits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
2007-03-02 06:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by lynn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What The Duece!! Giggity Giggity Alright teehee
I love it
2007-03-02 06:16:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"high five!" [slaps high five with peter] "alright!!" [peter starts laughing like a retard].
"what's sex?" "I don't know, some kind of cake?"
2007-03-04 11:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by Shamus O'Larry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quagmire, isn't there and "O" in crosscountry?
2007-03-02 06:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
try
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2007-03-02 06:17:04 · answer #7 · answered by impossiblemama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont watch it...
2007-03-02 06:14:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
"I'm not a boy!" --Meg
2007-03-02 06:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by cutie pie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋