My girlfriend bet me I can't pass as a perfect girl by midnight tonight. Help!?

Question

I have until midnight to be completely passable, whatever it takes. If I'm able to pass perfect and unrecognizably as a girl head to toe at a party she wants to go to, I'll be able to back up my big mouth. I have no budget limit to hold me back and I'm seriously willing to do whatever it takes to pass, even if it lasts for more than a day. I'll take any and all makeup, hair, clothes, you name it advice you can give me, it would be greatly appreciated. There's a headshot of me on my profile, I obviously need a lot of help.

Answer 1

Just remember to wax your eyebrows. That will be the first thing to give you away...
Wax your arms, too. And shave. And wax your legs. And don't use socks as breasts, try something a little more natural (jelly?? lol).
Try wearing jeans rather than a skirt, and wear closed in shoes or wax your feet and paint your toenails.
Maybe if you dress up as a girl that wears more masculine clothing, it would hide that fact that you don't have a womanly figure...