so...these aliens visited me a few days ago, and at first i was really freaked out because i thought they might vaporize me, but they were really cool.
we ate food, went out to dinner, watched some movies, went bowling...
well, lately they've been asking to see "my leader", so i took them to work with me and introduced them to my boss.
not good enough.
i live in the states, and they actually want me to take them to the prez.
i know they'll vaporize me for sure...so how can i stall them??
p.s. they don't want to play any more video games either.
2007-03-01 17:05:24 · 13 answers · asked by soren 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell them your leader is visiting the uk. He can be found with Tony Blair in Downing Street London. Contrary to what people think Blair lives at number 11, although if they make a mistake and go next door they could vapourise Gordon Brown, who is the Chancellor. Either way, many in the uk will be happy to rid themselves of either, and you will be a hero! Also the gratefull Brits will give the Aliens any vid games they want free.
2007-03-02 06:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by DS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I had a dream that aliens took over my local shopping street.everyone was running everywhich way it was total chaos.The aliens were stunning people with a gun that turned them alien too.It was such a delema coz I was so hungry and on my way for a take away at the time.so I joined the queue which took forever and ordered a mincebeef pie and then with quick thinking followed up by ordering a cornish pastie.So pie in one hand feeding my face and a cornish pastie in the other I got to work stunning every alien I saw with the cornish pastie which turned them all into humans.pretty soon there wasnt an alien left in sight.Just shows you what a good pastry can do,im so glad in all the confusion I kept my whits aout me imagine if id have ate the pastie and shot with the beef pie haha that would be insane!
2007-03-01 17:20:27 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Craaaap. My parents are in town AGAIN?!!! Give Mom some diet root beer first, followed by 2 glasses of red wine. Dad might need a martini. Let them tell a few dirty jokes, and they'll stop bothering you about the prez. Oh, and if you could let my nephew win at the bowling? That would go a long way...
2007-03-01 17:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by OneRedCent 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that the pez couldn't lead a marching band and if they need a real leader they will have to wait until Jan 2009. If that doesn't work show them some Bush speaches on YouTube. That should buy you some time.
2007-03-01 17:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Beau B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take em to Condeleeeeeeza Rice, she can talk them to sleep, you can then sely dump them back in their spaceship, hit the home button and they're gone. Either that, or take em to GWB and who knows, they may exterminate him if you're lucky!
2007-03-01 17:28:58 · answer #5 · answered by basquemactee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am one of the aliens. Stop stalling takes us to your leader now!!!!!
2007-03-01 17:17:38 · answer #6 · answered by Eric 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take them to see the mayor
2007-03-01 17:08:24 · answer #7 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Introduce them to Arnie and tell them he's a big name in California!!
2007-03-01 17:10:52 · answer #8 · answered by Carrot Cruncher 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send them to Canada and let them have the Primeminster,
2007-03-01 17:13:00 · answer #9 · answered by Gumbo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you explain there's more than one sort of Bush , before you offer to show them !!
2007-03-01 17:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋