2007-03-01 17:02:49 · 20 answers · asked by bbcranks 4 in Dining Out ➔ Other - Dining Out
I doubt it has anything to do with your bad comb-over hair, your Members-Only jacket, your belly which hangs way over your denim shorts which are 2 sizes too small, or the black crew socks you wear with your sneakers. I don't think snub such a good looker as you!
2007-03-01 17:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by rhgindc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's cause you're a pervert. I've seen you, you're always either scratching down there or grabbing for your thing. You know what I'm talking about, you perv. Okay, so one time, you accidentally spilled your drink and yes, it was an accident, but it was also all over 5 hooter waitresses while they were singing happy birthday to you, because it so happened your birthday was 3 months away, and it was much less a spill and much more you just taking the whole thing of beer and pouring it over their tops making them all wet and slippery - or making them, as I'd like to think, the way they're supposed to be, wet and slippery.
Listen, it's okay, so sometime you accidentally take your chicken wings and you slip it down their tight little tops, and by chicken wings I mean you take your finger and by finger I mean your penis.
Good luck with THAT - keep eating there. They look like they don't like you but in fact, they're fantasizing about you when they're at home sleeping in their beds and touching themselves. Is that dirty thinking? That's because you're a pervert. They're touching themselves on their foreheads, that's what I meant.
2007-03-01 17:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy ! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work at a Hooters and the main reason I hate seeing some of the regulars is because they DONT TIP ****. If you expect them to pay you any attention tip them. FYI : 3 dollars isn't a good tip. No matter how many idiots think it is, its NOT.
2007-03-04 15:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by alicia_lee_watson 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light flirting is ok, just don't be a pig about it
Tip BIG (A place I'm a regular at, the girls get no less than $20 no matter what I order)
Grooming
Don't get sloppy drunk
Look, but don't ogle....Pretend that you're watching the game or something
I think Hooters is dead to you as far as being a friendly place to go to if they already have their opinions though...
2007-03-01 17:09:47 · answer #4 · answered by tomsense76 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cause your obviously a loser whoo has no money and if you do wasting it down there with nasty food these people have t5hat you could be ugly too you know how shallow them hooter girls are
2007-03-01 17:06:19 · answer #5 · answered by muraadmian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can't tell you. I don't know enough details. I will not bash you, or send you any mirth. I will be honest, I don't know why, maybe you should ask them, very nicely. Simple as 1 2 3.
2007-03-01 17:32:10 · answer #6 · answered by Frost bite 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because a hard working waitress appreciates a well deserved generous tip!
2007-03-01 17:06:31 · answer #7 · answered by Toddacanda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a rotten personality!
You are cheap!
You have leprosy!
You stink!
You are ugly!
You cough and sneeze too much!
You are fat!
You wear silly clothes!
You drool too much!
Choose one, or add your own.
2007-03-01 18:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by Rusty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you're not there for the wings, and they know it. Look, don't touch!
2007-03-01 17:05:23 · answer #9 · answered by Paul T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because you don't spend money
2007-03-01 17:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by the Boss 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋