I'm looking for horsey quips. i.e. "I was rich but now own a horse"
Would prefer no more than 10 words
Thanks
2007-03-01 16:21:58 · 9 answers · asked by june l 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Gypsy gold does not chink and glitter. It gleams in the sun and neighs in the dark.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
No hour of life is lost that is spent in the saddle.
A canter is the cure for all evils.
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
People ought to quit worrying so much about whispering to their horses and just start listening to them.
A horse's behavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people watching you ride him.
(Sorry they are longer than 10 words, but these are some of my favorites...)...
2007-03-01 18:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A horse walk into a bar. The bartender looks the horse up and down and says:
"Hey buddy, why the long face?
LOLOLOL!
2007-03-01 16:25:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Best thing for the inside of a human...
...Is the outside of a horse"
14 words but it is my favorite, second favorite I seen on a farrier's truck once...
Lack of Preparation on Your part does not
Constitute an Emergency on My part.
Another 14ner : )
2007-03-01 16:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Sheila 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Whoa" is where my money goes
"Whoa" is me
Want to make a million in the horse business? Start with 2 million.
Your horse called. He said buy anthing you want.
2007-03-02 01:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Paint Pony 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cowboys only get married because horses can't cook.
2007-03-01 16:35:13 · answer #5 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My horse is not fat, just hairy.
All i want is a horse and a rich daddy.
Kind woman seeks nice man with trailer. P.S. Please send picture of trailer.
2007-03-03 21:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one a bit cliched but always reminds me of what I am dealing with when I am frustrated with my horse..
"A horse is a horse,of course!"
2007-03-01 18:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If I wanted a mule I would've gotten married!"
"I only dated him because his horse looked lonely!"
2007-03-01 16:33:06 · answer #8 · answered by silvaspurranch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'People who love horses are stable people.'
2007-03-02 00:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by Horsetrainer89 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋