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Ok, how bad is this?!

Many moons ago back in my naughty days I was working at a real etsate agency in rentals. I chucked a sicky one day and went round to a friends house to "chop up" - this same friend also happened to be a tenant on the agencies rent roll. Anyway, I was having a delightful time spaced out on the floor watching vids, when there was a knock at the door.

I FORGOT that there was a routine inspection scheduled on the property that day. The knock at the door was my boss arriving to carry out the inspection.

D'oh!

2007-03-02 11:49:03 · answer #1 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 3 0

I forgot how to breathe and I'm not kidding I freaked and that has kept me sober for the last 2 hours

2007-03-02 00:12:53 · answer #2 · answered by lizziemoffles 4 · 0 0

I've actually never forgotten anything. But when I take a toke I remember being in one of my past lifetimes.

2007-03-02 00:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I pissed in a 16 ouncer and then when i woke up i wondered why I left a full beer, took a taste and figured out I had pissed in the can!!

2007-03-02 00:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The one and only time I bong'd on, I vomited.

It was then I realised that I'd forgotten my common sense and never did it again!

2007-03-02 00:11:43 · answer #5 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 0 0

to pass the bong

2007-03-02 00:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by ◄BamaBoy205► 5 · 0 0

To move myself from the floor

2007-03-02 00:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dairy Fairy 6 · 0 0

To breath

2007-03-02 00:11:30 · answer #8 · answered by Jannie 3 · 0 0

I Forgot~

2007-03-02 00:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by Psychotic2 6 · 0 0

One time when I was smoking, I forgot.

2007-03-02 00:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by NORTH WEST 4 · 0 0

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