What's a funny way to say you feel like crap?

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What's a funny way to say you feel like crap?

2007-03-01 14:46:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay

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I feel like you look.

I'm messed up worse than a soup sandwich.

I've been rode hard and put up wet.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

I feel like a bear ate me and crapped me in a briar patch.

Screaming like a parrot sitting on a jalapeno pepper.

2007-03-01 15:15:46 · answer #1 · answered by jbrandtc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋

i just think its funny when people say they feel like crap!

2007-03-05 14:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by issyalice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

smile and say it.

2007-03-01 15:29:28 · answer #3 · answered by jdge_well 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋