What if Kelly Clarkson was 90 feet tall?

Question

THE KELLY CLARKSON STORY, KELLY CLARKSON TURNS INTO A MONSTEROUS
GIANT WHO GOES ON A GIANT ADVENTURE DESTROYING CARS, AND BUILDINGS,
MAKING PEOPLE HER SLAVES, AND HAVING
AN ENORMOUS BOTTOM THAT SHAKIRA WOULD LOVE TO HAVE IN THIS SEXY COMEDY STORY.

Answer 1

Then she'd be a big tall girl, wouldn't she? Golly, I just love these questions! Shucks, these are so fun, you should ask more pointless questions!

Answer 2

i don't have "idols" in the humanities. That being mentioned, I plenty want older singers who have been real artists -- and unique. a majority of those youthful singers in recent times sound alike -- there is not any originality. it is real of the songs besides -- each and every thing is in simple terms blandly formulaic. in case you prefer to take heed to real musical artistry in pop track, seek for out Rosemary Clooney, Billie Holliday, Judy Collins, Barbra Streisand, Jo Stafford, Ella Fitzgerald, Joni Mitchell, or perhaps Karen wood worker. Oh, and Annie Lennox has performed some very beautiful solo artwork because of the fact the Eurythmics disbanded.

Answer 3

Scene #1

(A telephone rings insistently in the background as Jerry W. sits at his mahongy desk. He's dressed in a cheap baby blue tuxedo, ruffled shirt and mismatched cumberbun and bow tie, theres a glass of $2 scotch sitting beside the phone and a .50 cent cigar sitting in the ashtray, stenching up the room worse than his $1.50 cologne.)

Jerry finally answers the phone *Yellooooooo?*

Assistant: *Jerry W, I have Matin Scorsese on the line for you*

*Holy blue suede shoes.* Jerry gasps.....

*Yeah Jer...its me Marty...look, you're fresh, you're hip, you're NOW....come work with me and I think we could make zillions of dollars with your writing ability and my directing.....I AM an Academy Award winning director now ya know?*

(Jerry remains seated at his desk, the smoke encircling his head like a wreath....he reaches for his glass of scotch, takes a big swig and realizes that he accidently ashed his cigar in the glass)


Scene #2

He spits out the scotch.....and then thinks better of it......what the hell......he downs the rest of the glass.....it burns going down....but wtf.......Scorsese wants him, needs him....hes going to make the BIGTIME...he can finally trade in this cheap blue tux and buy something off the rack at The Mens Warehouse!!

Scene #3

Aunt Meanie.....*Slaps Jerry W upside the head*

Wake up FOOL....you're talking in your sleep again !!!



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Answer 4

I don't thnik she would be alive at 90 feet tall. I mean, the world's tallest person is only 8'8' and can't move.

Answer 5

KELLY is still gonna sound great no matter how tall she is....

Answer 6

Than she would squish us

Answer 7

And what is your point?

Answer 8

She'd be big!!!!

Answer 9

uh....