They're never there at happy hour..
2007-03-01 13:08:02 · 22 answers · asked by Madmax 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, by closing time, your beer goggles are firmly in place and that means we ALL look like goddesses!
There is a method in our maddness.
2007-03-01 14:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because by closing time,they all look like goddesses.
2007-03-01 22:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird Al Yankovic explained it best in his song, "Nine Coronas"
The goddesses you see at closing time are the same ones you see at happy hour: it's your perspective that changes.
2007-03-01 22:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by Rando 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I only go at closing time because the bartender is super hot and I'm waiting for him to get off work.
2007-03-01 23:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by sillkee1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
separate the men from the boys, u could be buying drinks all night for some gal that is waiting for her honey to come in and get her on the last call, that hurt both ways remember
2007-03-01 22:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe Willie Nelson said it best, when He wrote, "last night at 2, I came home with a 10 but, at 10, I woke up with a 2".
2007-03-01 21:20:22 · answer #6 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
by closing time they look like goddesses
2007-03-01 22:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because all the cheap guys go to happy hour. Plus, for most girls, it takes way long to get ready. haha.
2007-03-01 22:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by MrsalmostMom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They want to see if you'll really chew off your arm in the morning to get away after you roll over to come face to face w/their sleeping mug.
2007-03-01 22:48:30 · answer #9 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They may be the same women a few beers later.
2007-03-01 23:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by Mike V 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋