if you could have anything delivered to your door by the postman tomorrow...???

Question

who or what would it be...?


anything or anyone you can think up...have fun...;0)

Answer 1

a big fat dude in a thong.

Answer 2

A Playstation 3.

Answer 3

I'd sign reciept for a heat shrink plastic wrap around head-size box with label written with poor English skills and several Arabian postal stamps showing great expense was not spared in its delivery. I'd cut away the wrap and white waxed paper under it to reveal heavily varnished cedar wood box with clever glued joining. The cover, absolutely plain, would be held down by 12 two inch brass phillips screws. Undone it would reveal dry ice. Within icy white vapors will lie one still-pulsing human heart.

Answer 4

Vin Diesel shows up at my door with a certified letter saying that all my bills are paid in full, That he personally kicked my sons dad azz for crushing his spirit the other day, and that he's got my back covered for anything i need or want.

Answer 5

Jamie Preasley

Answer 6

There's been a few funny answers so far but i can't believe that no one has asked for 'a large package to be inserted into their letter box'. I found that funny and i don't care if no one else did.

As for the original question i'd like to see my girlfriend driving a Bugatti veyron (never thought i'd say that!) belonging to me with a cheque for £400,000,000 in her pocket. And a domino's pizza (hot n spicy) in the other.

Answer 7

A check from Bill Gates for $500 million.

Answer 8

Flowers

Answer 9

Postman Pat and his black and white cat. Early in the morning. Pat brings letters to the door. Hope its a cheque from Mrs Goggins.

Answer 10

Happiness

Answer 11

Cheesecake