I have a Bear with me, where can I tie it up so the animal rights freaks don't find it................
2007-03-01 11:20:46 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On an iceberg. Then it will be the environment that gets blamed. And you will be off the hook.
2007-03-01 11:25:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont tie it up.... dress it up as your wife. Animal freaks wouldnt be a problem because if they say "hey thats not a woman, that's a bear" you can act all offended and lock them out of your house. plus you get some hot bear action before bed each night :D
2007-03-01 11:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by fidowido99 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it deapands were you live if in a forest tie by ur house
if ur in a city really bad idea they will catch you anyway
but i thpink u should take the bear back to it can learn to hunt and take care of it's self
2007-03-01 11:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Evelyn S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In your basement...I'd advise to dress him up in your dads clothes so that if animal rights show up at the door you can tell them that your dad's a real "bear" right now and doesn't want to talk to anyone.
2007-03-01 11:24:54 · answer #4 · answered by Reena M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude. Um..here are some suggestions:
~Your garage
~an extra room
~an extra bathroom
~a trailer
~a greenhouse
~a shed
That's all i can really suggest, besides saying that you should turn in the bear. But make the point that you don't want it hurt or killed VERY CLEAR.
2007-03-01 11:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHH, there's a bear with you!!! Is it going to eat me??? AHH!!! lolz ok but to answer your question, I say stash him at someone else's house so they won't find anything in YOUR house.
2007-03-01 11:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie It up to you no one will notice.
2007-03-01 11:23:50 · answer #7 · answered by Sk8terMov 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run away! Bears are godless killing machines.
2007-03-01 11:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by McLovin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS AGINST THE LAW!!!!!! GIVE THE BEAR TO THE ZOO RIGHT NOW!THAT POOR ANIMAL IS PROBABLY SUFFERING! YOU INCONSIDERATE JERK! YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR NATURE! DO NOT PUT IT OUT IN THE WILD IF YOU DO DECIDE TO RELASE IT! JERK!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-01 11:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Pete's gurl 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
In the woodshed.
2007-03-01 11:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋