I watched my wife have three kids, i didn't think it was that big of a deal.
2007-03-01 10:55:32 · 43 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your the big dump that came out of your mother...hmm
Now you have 3 dumplings
2007-03-01 12:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♣Hey jude♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off we need one compassionate male for each pregnant woman. The hormones are up and down like a roller coaster for nine months. Our bodies are stretching and we want them back to before pg after delivery! Big dump? Try standing in front of a mac truck and letting it hit you then backing up and hitting you again and again. That is what the last pains are about.
Then we have the healing afterwards with the child to lug around and diaper bag and purse..The child gets very heavy over a short period of time
2007-03-01 11:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because men have the easy part. Women have to go through 9 months of carrying a bowling ball in their stomach and having emotional stress (plus extreme hunger), then they gotta go through the birth...which would be like you being constipated with terrible cramps for a few days, then dumping a turd the size of a bowling ball (no kidding), with it just taking 5 to 10 min. to come out. Oh, and the stretch marks afterwards...
2007-03-01 11:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, have you ever had a 8 or 9 pound sized "dump" as you call it. I delivered 2 children that weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces each. Believe me it is not the same. Hope your wife sees this question you have asked.
2007-03-01 11:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by Country girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, have you ever in your life taken an 8 lb dump? I don't think so. It's, according to by OB-GYN when talking to my ex, like having your arm and leg ripped off at the same time. That's a direct quote from a doctor. Little different than a poop.
2007-03-01 11:18:06 · answer #5 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd LOVE to see a man carry a child for 9 months with backaches, tossing and turning at night, pulled muscles in the pelvic area, unnatural cravings for weird food combinations and pushing a watermelon out of a hole the size of a quarter....Mmmm...that sounds so simple!!
2007-03-01 11:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by Cherry_Fire 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go over and have one of those three kids you have kick you between the legs for an hour straight, and let us know how you feel, after it's all done!
2007-03-01 11:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by K_Seeks4Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it isn't!!! Try sticking something big up yours and the pain is similar in or out! Plus, the bonus of contractions! also, try being more sensitive to the issue!
2007-03-01 11:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by madoni MU 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While many of the people on this earth do end up becoming turds, I think you are mistaken. You would have to poop a bowling ball or two for that to be accurate.
2007-03-01 10:59:16 · answer #9 · answered by Omni D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well some women like to romanticize personal events in their lives (like first period, first sexual expeirence, child birth). Why they do it I'm not really sure because in reality almost all those events involve some type of pain. I hate delusional people.
2007-03-01 11:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋