Where are all the erasers for those miniture golf pencils kept? Is someone hoarding them?

Answer 1

They melt them all down and make condoms......

Answer 2

They hatch...stay with me on this one, I am not makeing this up. According to cryptozoologiest, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, that particular type of eraser is actually the larval stage of a life form that has migrated to Earth from the planet Santraginius V. Here's what happens....

the adult Vorgambleck (that would be the Anglisized spelling of the original Santraganian name) is a rather sizable (6"-8"), green, brown and violet mottled beetle-like creature. It bores into hardwood trees in order to lay its round eggs (3-4 mm in diameter). Many of these trees are then used to make pencils. The process of preparing the wood and making it into pencils does not destroy the egg, it hatches attaches itself to one end of a pencil, and begin feeding on it. Since the larva looks like an eraser, when the pencil gets to that point of the process, these pencils are pulled off the line, since obiously they already have erasers (we know better, of course), and also because they are so short by this time.

These pencils are shipped out to minature golf courses, regular gold courses, bowling alleys, membership club warehouses, IKEA, and anywhere else these stubby little pencils are used. During the shipping process, the little eraser-guy reaches the end of the larva state, and teleports itself to a suitable place for it to go through its pupa cycle. So when the pencils finally get to the mini-golf place, the guy at the desk gets irritated because so many of the @#$^&# pencils are missing erasers.

By the way, the pupal state of the Vorgambleck looks like an ankle length white athletic sock...and their preferred place to spend this part of their life is in a dresser drawer...You know how it drives people batty, trying to figure out how they are constantly losing socks and ending up with these odds and ends in the drawer? Well, they haven't lost any socks in reality, their drawer is just hosting one (or more) Vorgambleck pupae.

Like I said....I am not making this up...

Answer 3

first ingredient i could guess is... Is she teething? I 3 young little ones and in no way had to handle diaper rashes (oddly i be responsive to) yet while my daughter became right into a twelve months she ended up with a rash for like 3 months. i could no longer determine it out the two. The perscription cream helped even though it may in simple terms come precise returned. you may desire to attempt some corn starch. i be responsive to that sounds strange even though it fairly helped my daughter. And in simple terms substitute between your paste and the corn starch. sooner or later my daughters cleared up and in no way got here returned. of path In those 3 months she poped out with six enamel. So thats why I say possibly teething. additionally this week she has been getting a delicate rash returned and her gums are way swolen. you are going to be able to additionally attempt switching to a diverse type like huggies. I easily have in no way been to prepared on pampers cuz they seem fairly squishy while moist. i could although doubt that she has unexpectedly grow to be allergic to her diapers. So... attempt the corn starch and notice.

Answer 4

the company who makes the pencils don't make small ones with erasers

Answer 5

i dont think they make them with erasers so the eraser companies must be hoarding them

Answer 6

no erasers keeps you honest but if you can't add then maybe you need to get a caddy to carry one

Answer 7

They give them all to you ONLY if you get a hole-in-one on all 18 holes!

Answer 8

I cut them all off and made car tires with em.

Answer 9

You get them if you give a good tip.

Answer 10

"Erasers are for dishonest people"
-Benjamin Franklin