What color are YOUR socks?

Question

Is your hair short or long?
Smooth or crunchy?
Chorded or Chordless phone?
How many times can you spin?
What's that stuff?
Are you right or left handed?
What music instruments do you play?
Are you baby Danilynn's father?
Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?)
Are those real?
Do you really want to live forever young?
How awesome is Jimbo?
Do you own a graphing calculator?
What's your favorite donut?
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well?
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits?
Are you turning Japanese?
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades?
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you?
Is it a nice day for a white wedding?
Are you deft with a sling?
Who killed the radio star?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Do you like writing emails?
Will you write me one?
Please?
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream?
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream?
Yummy!!!!

Answer 1

My socks are black.

Answer 2

What color are YOUR socks? My sock are white

Is your hair short or long? My hair is short

Smooth or crunchy? Smooth please

Chorded or Chordless phone? The chordless phone please

How many times can you spin? I can spin as mach time I like

What's that stuff? It’s Japanese food, would you like to have some?

Are you right or left handed? I am right handed.

What music instruments do you play? I play the guitar and piano.

Are you baby Danilynn's father? I am bit young to Danilynn's father

Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?) No, I fine

Are those real? Yes, they are real swords and armors, so please do not touch them.

Do you really want to live forever young? I want to be forever young and stay as a child, but I do not want to live forever.

How awesome is Jimbo? Who hell is Jimbo?

Do you own a graphing calculator? No, I don’t need one, I can do in mind.

What's your favorite donut? I don’t like donut, they can make me sick.

How do you do that voo doo that you do so well? It’s magic.

When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits? No

Are you turning Japanese? I am of North East Asians descent.

Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? No, a dark time is ahead of us.

Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? No

Is it a nice day for a white wedding? No

Are you deft with a sling? Yes

Who killed the radio star? The Video killed the radio star

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Ha ha ha, good one.

Do you like writing emails? Yes.

Will you write me one? Okay.

Please? Hey I say okay

Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream? No thank.

Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream? No thank.

Answer 3

Is your hair short or long? Long
Smooth or crunchy? Smooth
Chorded or Chordless phone? Cordless
What's that stuff? A splodge of Weetabix that the kids spilt.
Are you right or left handed? Right.
What music instruments do you play? None.
Are you baby Danilynn's father? Hell, no!
Are those real? 100%, baby.
Do you really want to live forever young? Of course.
How awesome is Jimbo? He's not bad :o)
Do you own a graphing calculator? No.
What's your favorite donut? Krisp Kreme, chocolate iced.
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well? Sheer Talent.
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? Absolutely.
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? No.
Is it a nice day for a white wedding? No, it's raining.
Are you deft with a sling? I'm lethal!
Who killed the radio star? The butler did it.
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? They're all made from rayon.
Do you like writing emails? Not really.
Will you write me one? Maybe...
Please? I'll think about it!
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream? Eww, no!
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream? Possibly not, no.

Answer 4

Is your hair short or long?- Long
Smooth or crunchy?- Smooth
Chorded or Chordless phone?- Cordless
How many times can you spin?- Lots
What's that stuff?- Your face
Are you right or left handed?- Left
What music instruments do you play?- Electric guitar
Are you baby Danilynn's father?- No
Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?)- ?
Are those real?- yes
Do you really want to live forever young?- maybe
How awesome is Jimbo?- dunno
Do you own a graphing calculator?- no
What's your favorite donut?- jelly filled&powdered
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well?- nope
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits? meh dunno
Are you turning Japanese?- no
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? yes
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? yes
Is it a nice day for a white wedding? yes
Are you deft with a sling? no
Who killed the radio star? dunno
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ??
Do you like writing emails? no
Will you write me one? no
Please? no
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream? no
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream? no

Answer 5

What color are YOUR socks? pink and purple striped
Is your hair short or long? long
Smooth or crunchy? smoooooooth
Chorded or Chordless phone? cell phone
How many times can you spin? 3 and a half....whooooa!
What's that stuff? finger nail polish
Are you right or left handed? right
What music instruments do you play? piano
Are you baby Danilynn's father? no, I'm her second cousin
Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?)
no,and yes
Are those real? yes they are my real finger nails
Do you really want to live forever young? no, I would get bored and know too much to be happy.
How awesome is Jimbo? not too awesome
Do you own a graphing calculator? no
What's your favorite donut? cake donuts
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well?
practice makes perfect
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits? the chair in the changing room of dolce and gabanna
Are you turning Japanese? no way
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? no it's supposed to be overcast this weekend
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? yes
Is it a nice day for a white wedding? no it's blizzarding here
Are you deft with a sling? yes
Who killed the radio star? kirk cobain did it himself
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? because they hide under invisible umbrellas
Do you like writing emails? ......not always
Will you write me one? yes
Please? fine. if I must
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream? no
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream? no
Yummy!!!! no it isn't

Answer 6

What color are YOUR socks?not wearing socks today
Is your hair short or long? medium
Smooth or crunchy? crunchy
Chorded or Chordless phone? chordless phone
How many times can you spin? 10
What's that stuff? dude
Are you right or left handed? lefty
What music instruments do you play? none
Are you baby Danilynn's father? no damn it!
Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?)no i dont know
Are those real? what? my feet? yes
Do you really want to live forever young? no
How awesome is Jimbo?zero
Do you own a graphing calculator? yes
What's your favorite donut? krispy cream the original ones
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well? magic baby
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits?no
Are you turning Japanese?I'm part chinese
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? yes!
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you?no
Is it a nice day for a white wedding?yes
Are you deft with a sling? no
Who killed the radio star? video
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? because
Do you like writing emails?love it
Will you write me one?give me your address
Please?ok
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream?no!!!
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream?no!!!
Yummy!!!!

Answer 7

What color are YOUR socks? now wearing any usually white
Is your hair short or long? long now
Smooth or crunchy? smooth filtered genuine
Chorded or Chordless phone? chord less
How many times can you spin? wihtout getting dizzy maybe 5x
What's that stuff? the answers to your questions
Are you right or left handed? right
What music instruments do you play? clarinet and piano
Are you baby Danilynn's father? no i'm a female
Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?) no not for dirty money no... but i'm a girl sooo impossible!
Are those real? yes nothing here is fake...already endowed.
Do you really want to live forever young? yes. the young and the restless..
How awesome is Jimbo? your kewl robot
Do you own a graphing calculator? yes somewhere in the house.
What's your favorite donut? sprinkled
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well? i guess i'd sew up that dolls arm that fell off...its needles sticking you know. otherwise i know nothing of it.
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits? magazines or pictures of Wentworth Miller online.
Are you turning Japanese? no i'm Korean but enough sushi may do that to me
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? yes
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? just God
Is it a nice day for a white wedding? ummm better than a funeral
Are you deft with a sling? adept? no
Who killed the radio star? video
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? because they don't have to go in the dryer to dry
Do you like writing emails? ummm no
Will you write me one? maybe
Please? well usually they don't write back
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream? yes maybe
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream? ummm no

Answer 8

What color are YOUR socks? I'm not wearing any.
Is your hair short or long? Long.
Smooth or crunchy? Smooth.
Chorded or Chordless phone? Cordless.
How many times can you spin? I don't like to do that.
What's that stuff? Cotton candy.
Are you right or left handed? Right.
What music instruments do you play?None, but I want to play violin.
Are those real? Uh huh.
Do you really want to live forever young? No.
How awesome is Jimbo? Jimbo is....Jimbo. And that's okay by me.
Do you own a graphing calculator? Yes.
What's your favorite donut? Glazed covered in chocolate icing.
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well? It's a talent.
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits? Puttin on the ritz, baby.
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? Yes!
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? No.
Is it a nice day for a white wedding? I'm thinking a red wedding dress....
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Where do you think cotton balls come from????????
Do you like writing emails? Yes.
Will you write me one? Maybe.
Please? I love it when you beg.
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream? Yes, yummy.
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream? Yes.

Answer 9

What color are YOUR socks? ~ they're Blue when I wear them
Is your hair short or long? ~ it's getting longer
Smooth or crunchy? ~ smooth, I'm tired of chunks!
Chorded or Chordless phone? ~ Do they play REM?
How many times can you spin? ~ Apparently six now...
What's that stuff? ~ it's in your pants, isn't it?
Are you right or left handed? ~ southpaw Jim, haven't you been paying attention?
What music instruments do you play? ~ there was this one time at band camp....*sigh*...I miss my flute sometimes
Are you baby Danilynn's father? ~ ummmmmmmm....no
Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?) ~ I have absolutely no idea what you're saying this time, Jim.
Are those real? ~ yes, would you like to take a picture? It'll last longer.
Do you really want to live forever young? ~ "Forever 27" is the way I put it
How awesome is Jimbo? ~ if I kiss your @ss anymore, I'm gonna need some chapstick....you know you're eleven kinds of awesome.
Do you own a graphing calculator? ~ not anymore
What's your favorite donut? ~ maple bars, mmmmm.......
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well? ~ with faerie magic ;)
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits? ~ I need to go watch that video I have of Hugh Laurie playing that song again.....
Are you turning Japanese? ~ No, but my uncle did (I've got that song on cassette...does anyone listen to those anymore?)
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? ~ no, the friggin' sun is in my eyes! (that song is in the movie Summer School)
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? ~ well isn't He?
Is it a nice day for a white wedding? ~ I miss my Seattle 80's radio station, damnit!!! Sure.
Are you deft with a sling? ~ Nope, don't know that one
Who killed the radio star? ~ Does MTV even PLAY music videos anymore?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ~ because they wanted you to ask this question
Do you like writing emails? ~ sometimes
Will you write me one? ~ no, but I'll leave you 360 comments and write you 360 messages
Please? ~ you hardly ever reply, I feel so used! *sniff!*
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream? ~ noooo, I'm not a fan of that stuff, never have been
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream? ~ Now that sounds much better, would you care to join me?
Yummy!!!! ~ Yay!!!

Answer 10

oh I had a proper smartass answer to give you but then I clicked and now I see you are asking loads of pointless yet amusing questions and you know me...I'm going to have to answer them now *sighs dramatically*

What color are YOUR socks? you show me yours and I'll show you mine!
Is your hair short or long?medium
Smooth or crunchy? smooth silly!
Chorded or Chordless phone?Cordless....oo unless you're in a horror movie then you need the cord to strangle your victim
How many times can you spin?millions
What's that stuff? left overs...want some?
Are you right or left handed? right
What music instruments do you play?the long staright one....ooo whats it called again?
Are you baby Danilynn's father? nope sorry
Wouldn't you like to have been? (know what I'm sayin?)no idea what you're saying! I'm but a mere uninformed Brit *sigh*
Are those real? hell yeah!
Do you really want to live forever young?no you'd get bored eventually
How awesome is Jimbo? Oh so fabulously awesome!
Do you own a graphing calculator? no do I look like a geek? don't answer that
What's your favorite donut? the one that doesn't make me feel sick
How do you do that voo doo that you do so well? years of practice sweety pie!
When you're blue and you don't know to go to where can you go where fashion sits? I have no idea what you just said
Are you turning Japanese? I think I am turning Japanese,I really think so
Is the future so bright that you gotta wear shades? no its so dim I have to buy brighter bulbs
Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? Yes...I told you before if you want to spy on me let me know and I can leave the curtains open sheesh
Is it a nice day for a white wedding? Its a nice day to start again
Are you deft with a sling? i don't know this one so I can't give you a smart answer :(
Who killed the radio star? Video...then dvd killed him as revenge!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? cos the rain isn't over 40 degrees silly!
Do you like writing emails?yes i live to yap
Will you write me one?why?
Please? *sigh* dear Jimbo, I must confess you are all i ever think of...*stops* oh you mean a private email....
Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream?*sniggers*
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream?*what a complete and utter waste! i would just drink it instead!lets get drunk!

Answer 11

Would you ever take a bath in whipped cream?
Would you ever take a bath in Bailey's Irish Cream?

Have done both.