Is it too early to display my collection of pink flamingos in my yard?

Question

Or would that be too tacky since it's only March 1st?

Answer 1

Good God, man! What are you thinking? There is commonly known lawn ornament etiquette that MUST be adhered to. Putting your pink flamingos out in March is worse than say...... wearing white shoes after Labor Day!

Let me help you here....

Since the "March wind doth blow," whirligigs and spinners are a must for this time of year. However, because of the whole "in like a lion, out like a lamb" scenerio, it is greatly recommended that you not set out your whirligig prior to March 17th, otherwise it will just blow away into only God knows where. Rule of thumb: "Give St. Paddy's Day a 'Whirl.'" (What clever dame came up with that one? *cough*)

Lawn Jockeys should always be set out prior to the first weekend in May when the Kentucky Derby is set to be run. To leave "Jocko" out any earlier is a complete lawn faux pas!

Garden gnomes are acceptable twice a year. They make a creative addition to your Christmas decorations by posing as Santa's elves. However, they should then be stowed away after December 31st. Bring the mischievious fellows back out, however, during the end of March so that they are ready to pull pranks come April Fool's Day! To leave these little buggars out all year would be just like inviting trouble to walk right on in. Please folks! Have more respect for your neighbors than that! *wink*

And Finally........ our pink plastic flamingos. What better house warming gift than to don your friend's yard with hundreds of pink plastic flamingos allowing all their new neighbors to see just how trashy their new friends will be! Nothing says "Hi, my name is Bubba" like a few pink plastic flamingos! And after the flamingos have worn out their welcome...... remember to remove promptly. However, it is perfectly acceptable to leave two..... yes only two..... next to your trailer's front door but only AFTER the fourth of July. What better way to enjoy a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer as you sit on your front porch on a hot summer's night than with a fine feathered (albeit it plastic) friend.

I hope these guidelines will serve you well. And if all else fails........ just buy a birdbath.

Answer 2

I have over a hundred pink flamingos in my front yard. My neighbors tried to file a law suit against this. They don't have a leg to stand on. It is neither heron or there. I have no second thoughts or egrets. They should just mind their own Ibisness and not be such woodpecker heads.

Answer 3

I think it is tacky all year round..get rid of the Pink Flamingos..

Answer 4

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Answer 5

well I think the pink flamingos are tacky any time of year but if its nice out where you are then put them out....

Answer 6

It's never too early for pink flamingos! ♥

Answer 7

It's never too early. In fact it is the first sign of spring! I can't wait to break out the Gnomes and gazzing ball.

Answer 8

it's never too early for pink flamingos!

Answer 9

it's too early to display them but it's never to early to watch the classic film ♫

Answer 10

TACKY TACKY TACKY!!! If you have to put them out (which I wouldn't) do in the frist day of Summer.