because julia weighs 8st 2p and my wife weighs 16st 4p
Three times a lady was written for her personally
2007-03-01 06:42:35 · 21 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
love is blind. very blind in your case
ha ha you fool, 3 times 8st 2p whould be 24st 6p
2007-03-01 06:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by G*I*M*P 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If my wife looked like Julia Roberts I'd dump the ugly *****!
2007-03-01 14:46:03 · answer #2 · answered by Leo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why?.. I don't know!... I can't see her... I heard Creep was written for you personally. ( No offence x ).
PS Oh, also Coward of the County!
PPS Oh and that other one.." Dude Looks Like A Lady"!!!!
Now gimme them points.
2007-03-01 15:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by emilybronte 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must love your wife to bits.....consider yourself well off and not saddled with Julie Roberts.
I can understand your warped sense of humour but I see that I am in the minority.
2007-03-01 14:47:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's probably because when she smiles, her lips go back behind her head, just like Julia.
2007-03-01 14:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
because she is julia roberts, but maybe not the film star.
2007-03-01 14:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by jardon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be two times a lady.
2007-03-01 14:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glad you are not my hubby, because if you were you would not be for much longer! Hope she sees your post and realizes what you think of her and she gives you the boot.
2007-03-04 13:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does she have the biggest mouth in the world then
2007-03-01 14:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by ibs 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
does she also have the mick jagger type lips same as julia ?
2007-03-01 14:46:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋