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my husband and i were going to bed last night and after i layed down he made me get up so he could push the bed closer to the wall.when i ask him why hey replied"i dont want to get
taken and eaten by the crevice monster.how many crazy husbands,children, wives, fathers,uncles and aunts plus who ever else believes in a crevice monster?=)

2007-03-01 06:26:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

14 answers

I do.
I won't sleep next to the 'crevice' in a hotel room either.

Just something that I don't like. Every since I was a little kid, I believed in the 'crevice monster' or 'mean crack thingie'!!!

Funny I know! ♥

2007-03-01 06:30:33 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0 0

The crevice monster is the space between the bed and the wall, being "eaten" by it means that you fall into it in the middle of the night.

2007-03-01 14:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by BrokenOpalAngel 2 · 0 0

You haven't heard of the crevice monster. It's a miracle you are still alive. Thank God your husband was there to save you.

2007-03-01 14:31:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your husband needs help. ASAP. There's only one crevice monster and we all know which crevice he hangs out in. lol

2007-03-01 14:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had the same problem growing up. I am now 30 and sometimes still fear the crecive monster. It is a phsychological methaphor for voyerism. Research Sigmunf Freud : Pyschoanylitc Dissonace Theroies circa 1921

2007-03-01 14:32:38 · answer #5 · answered by anthonyjthan 3 · 0 0

only crevice I know of would be in your control, maybe ( like with my bed ) the head board makes noise unless the mattress is pressed firmly up against it

2007-03-01 14:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by rich2481 7 · 0 0

I'd like to get into your crevices!

2007-03-01 14:29:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It was a joke its very annoying to fall asleep on that you wake up grouchy the next day. Guys like to be comfortable. They must have proper support for all that weight.

2007-03-01 14:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by ilisalec 2 · 0 0

At least your husband has a sense of humor. He could be an old fuddy duddy. Let him have fun!

Good luck!

2007-03-01 14:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by Raspberry 6 · 0 0

I'm single and I belive in the crevice monster.... it's scary and may ruin your sleep.... hmmm.... bomb chick bomb bomb uhh.. anyways, I know how it feels.

2007-03-01 15:00:11 · answer #10 · answered by GuitarJammer 5 · 0 0

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