2007-03-01 05:52:39 · 7 answers · asked by K 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Geography
WE are the aliens....think about it
2007-03-01 11:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by CoolkidGus818 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Earth entity, I was once held captive by your fellow earthers at this location you and many others have designated as Area 51. It began as a collaborative effort made my own people when our Hyper-drive transport coil overloaded and completely shut down the Nav-Com system, which allowed us to be tracked by our own kind, a race for which no earthers alphabetic sequence has an equivalent for to pronounce or express. We were essentially stranded out here, near the great gaseous cluster you know as Jupiter. We scanned the area and found only one planet with life forms that could accommodate us, yours. When we landed we were greeted quite unpleasantly by a group of 16 earthers armed with primitive fire-arms, and strange polymer based armors that appeared to be quite disconnected and inefficient.
We worked out a solution with these earthers and helped them develop technologies for the institution they referred to as Yuahsay. I am beginning to understand now what this Yuahsay is, three of my own companions died when these earthers who were apparently employed by Yuahsay turned on us, and took over the station. We were able to send a hyper-space signal out the coordinates of our planet. But we were not able to check the progress of the transmission afterwards. We can only hope that it made it successfully beyond your cursed atmosphere. Damn you earthers, and especially the institution so near and dear known as Yuahsay, it shall be the first to fall when the rescue pods are sent to locate us, and disable the technologies you should never have had.
2007-03-01 09:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Rick R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
2007-03-02 01:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and we are mad that we can't get a pizza delivered here for a decent price!!
2007-03-01 06:06:36 · answer #4 · answered by mrjomorisin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope and no aliens either ... it's just another conspiracy theory that isn't true.
2007-03-01 05:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Gene 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they're actually running the show.
2007-03-01 07:05:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
conspiracy theory? like the bible?
2007-03-01 06:00:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tacyella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋