A group on my university campus is selling "singing telegrams." I want to buy one for my gf. Since she is so hard to embarrass, I think this would be a good opportunity to embarrass her successfully. However, it's a Catholic university, so unclean/explicit/inappropriate lyrics are out of the question. I am able to provide directions for the delivery (such as start singing when she answers her [dorm room] door, say "this is from a secret admirer" first, etc), and an interpretive dance is $0.50 extra. She lives in a girls dorm (as opposed to coed), on the same wing as her "sorority" (it's not actually a sorority, but similar). I think that an energetic song like "Every Time We Touch" would merely make her laugh, and she wouldn't get embarrassed (since her and her wingmates have random dance parties to songs like that). What's a song with crazy, but clean and appropriate, lyrics that will embarrass anyone?
2007-03-01 05:50:21 · 2 answers · asked by franimus05 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Is "The bad touch" by the Bloodhound gang out of the question?
Maybe "butterfly" by crazy town
"Sexual Healing" Marvin Gaye
"Lets get it on" Marvin Gaye, is a classic, really just anything by him
"Hey Sexy Lady" Shaggy
Of course you need the .50 dance
2007-03-01 06:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by heavy_cow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try "Dirty Love" by Frank Zappa
2007-03-01 05:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by Xiomy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋