If douchebag draft expert Mel Kiper grew sideburns could he become an Elvis impersonator?

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I mean look at this guy's hair and face! If he grew the mutton chops and ate a few more lbs of bacon he could be the Fat Elvis!

2007-03-01 05:19:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)

he would be the exact replica of elvis...just a bit fatter though

2007-03-01 06:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by sexy bass fisherman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Check his weekend schedule. He might already do that for private parties or in Vegas.

2007-03-01 14:14:21 · answer #2 · answered by asparks05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

NO, U ARE A PLAYA HATER.

2007-03-05 09:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by smitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋