how can I publish this song...?

Question

I just wrote a new R&B song. Here it goes, ¨Norman dG., you will go o down in historry, so proud as if you stormed the beaches of Normandy, but to me you are just Norman B., the dude that will go down in history, a snitch to some, to me just a mystery. (rap solo)
Norman, whatcha thinkin bout mormon, I am so quick like the old foreman, and everybody in the 60´s was scared of Norman, I didn´t say mormon, just the freakishly weird Norman. One, two...
two, one, a one, two, a three, and a four, all I hear from Norm is please don´t attack me anymore, I report answers quicker than a $%floor, open, close, and re-open the door, get on the floor, Norman don´t hit the door.¨
How was that? Who will publish that one? Maybe Norm can, norm, can you send some money to my e-mail account, to get this song published? I mean you already have written directly to my e-mail 5 times. Can you answer this question without worrying about little buttons like thumbs up and down, mister? Love&Respect.

hey joeblow before whoz, it was a terrible song, dear matey, but that is how strongly my opinion feels. And therefore I wrote it without having any hang-ups about pressing the submit button. Ba bwoozh.

For all of you interested or for further questions on the publishing rights to this ´masterpiece´ you can e-mail me at notgonnaputmyselfonallfoursopaymedinkatnobody caresdotorg. High ho until then dear Silver...lol, abwhijjlebwoosh

Answer 1

thats the worst thing ive ever read in my entire life. Please GOD dont make this into a song, the universe may very well rip itself in half from the agony.